who is she

woman seeking woman. i’m six feet tall, fashionable, and enjoy long walks through brackish estuary water off the coast of virginia

She’s our most famous cryptid 

The bae in the bay

The Chesapeake Bae

What if the world… Were minecraft

I’m on page nine right now and this book is fucking weird like…ill admit I skimmed some of the Minecraft fan books and they just tried to be like fantasy novels but in minecraft land but this dude in here is like “uh the dirt is square and I have logs for arms” I can’t tell if this is genius or what

The guy is pissed that he’s punching the grass and can’t grab it

He Contemplates the Flat Apple

This dude is talking about how shit he breaks becomes like flat objects and he stacks them in his pocket like playing cards this is fucking

This is what I’m reading btw

Shut the FUCK up Max Brooks wrote this?

seeing ‘max brooks, bestselling author of world war z’ attatched to ‘minecraft’ was like feeling a sledgehammer being swung into my balls at maximum speed and power

i have this book, it’s pretty good because unlike most minecraft novelizations it’s written from the perspective of someone who doesn’t know shit or fuck about minecraft

Jack Black did the audiobook and listening to it is a spiritual experience

the longer this post gets the faster the sledgehammer is swung 

The ride never ends

As you can see from the Mojang logo, this book isn’t a fan book, but rather officially licensed.

SO I SERCHED THIS UP TO SEE IF THERE WAS MORE AND LIKE

THIS IS A WHOLE FUCKING SERIES?!?!?!?!?! AND THEY’RE ALL FUCKING OFFICAL?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

CATHERYNNE M VALENTE??

spotify users!!! tell me the fourth song in your second daily mix playlist... mine is bbyong by saturday hehehe

Found at Goodwill in Calgary Alberta

WHY IS IT FRAMED

You know, I will never forget the very first time I spoke critically of polish communism in an international group chat and a british girl told me to be more respectful because she’s a communist too. I’m sorry did 50 years of my ancestors’ poverty and persecution offend your delicate sensibilities? Was it my grandma wasting quarter of her day in queues to buy basic groceries, or my grandpa wasting his 20s in prison for wanting to live in a democratic country? Was it the galloping inflation? The violence towards protesters? Read the fucking room.

Wow, you’re so clever.

Sadly my family consists of poor farmers of Polish-Lithuanian ancestry forcibly resettled from Eastern Borderlands to Lower Silesia and poor highlanders from Żywiec Beskids. You know, the people whose lives communism was supposed to make better.

And just as a disclaimer I do not wish to argue whether communism is something that can or can’t realistically be done right. I don’t feel like I have enough knowledge to make such judgments. As someone correctly noted there sre still supporters of communism in Poland and other Eastern European countries, and we are not wired to be anti-communist. I’m merely trying to point out that romanticizing violent communist regimes or trying to silence/mock people from former communist states when they speak about the issues communism caused to their families is not the way to go if you ever want to make this thing work. And very disrespectful.

I encourage everyone to read the notes, plenty of good stories from other Eastern Europeans.

ever wanted to know what your name might be if you were a villain using the common thematic structures of ridiculous DC villains? 

wonder no more.

i am King Egg.

I love the idea of dead gods. Not in the sense of “hey i killed something supernaturally strong” but in the sense of “i killed it and it’s still a god.” It is still worshipped. prayers are still answered. miracles are performed in its name, even as it lies pierced by a thousand swords and burning with chemical fire. even as it drifts through vacuum, decapitated and bleeding molten rock. in cosmic spite of being shot through each eye and hurled into a plasma reactor, it still radiates the power of the divine in a way that primitive death cannot smother. the nature of godchild is not so simple as to be tied to the mortality, or immortality, of any living being.

In science that's called a whalefall :)

dead gods on the bottom of the mariana trench

Cigarette ad from 1952.

what the shit is cigarette hangover, what were they putting in cigarettes back then

Like, I know what low tolerance does to you, but how was that common enough among smokers to be used in ads?

I will never not reblog this

Accurate.

This is the best post I’ve ever seen

accurate 

Guys, OP here. Please stop deleting my captions. How are the rest supposed to know that the receptionist is Satan

Reblog for Satan

Looks like there’s a lot of fic and art waiting in fandom hell

Oh, so this is why I’m STILL HERE. 

^

I’ve seen this comic for years but just discovered the last panel. GUYS WHY WOULD YOU NOT WANT THAT PANEL THERE

When the old men are gay. Reblog my post

You know that ‘your sixth most recently used emoji predicts this or that’ type of meme? We should try that with music. okay, the sixth song in your ‘on repeat’ playlist predicts the next person you will be friends with or fall in love with. no cheating, let’s go

pancakes are made of eggs omfg

Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken

Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left.

I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.

Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.

This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.

It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.

Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds. 

Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.

Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.

Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur.

Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?

You’re not allowed to let your chickens eat eggs purely because if they discover that they can, you will never get another egg from them again. They WILL eat them before you can collect them.

Yeah I was going to mention this. Once they get the taste, they’ll eat their own eggs and the eggs of other hens if they can. At that point, you gotta cull them.

TERRIFYING

Much like virtually every other highly successful animal, chickens will eat absolutely anything that stays still and fits in their mouth

Chickens, ducks, and geese also indulge in cannibalism sometimes. Don't ask me how I know.

When I collect eggs from the chicken pens and accidentally drop one, I just leave it. They demolish the thing in seconds.

They eat fish heads and shrimp shells. They eat bad meat. They like egg shells for that extra calcium. If you prepare a homegrown chicken for soup and throw the trash out onyo the compost heap, they will demolish the compost heap if they get to it (clip the little fuckers' wings ffs because chickens can fly short distances and hop onto fences just fine, they just choose not to)

THEY WILL PECK AT SCRATCHES AND BIRTHMARKS ON YOUR LEGS IF THEY ARE TOO HUNGRY. THEY LIKE BLOOD. I SWEAR.

This didn’t need to happen. None of this had to happen. When are Western leaders going to wake up and see that Chernobyl has long been Ukraine’s burden to bear, and it’s time we shoulder some of it with them? When will you see that Chernobyl is a global priority?

What are we going to do now to help the local population deal with the inevitable fallout from this?

Click the link below to read articles about the developing situation at Chernobyl and in Ukraine. If anyone has questions feel free to send me an ask, it’ll keep me from dwelling on how Putin is spitting on Valery Legasov and Boris Shcherbina’s graves.

I think what I really love about Black Pete and Lucius’ relationship is that they’re not early twenties handsome men with sculpted facial features like so much queer rep is. I love that Black Pete is middle aged and had a lisp and is balding and had a belly, and yet his queerness isn’t treated as a joke. He’s allowed to be sweet and vulnerable to the guy he has feelings for and it’s really refreshing considering how 90% of queer rep looks like models.

putin said terf rights 😳