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The best

This is soooo true for me

Charles Bukowski  (via stuckupteen)

Wife goals

babe

If we are married you better believe I’d do this

Anytime

Can we just take a moment

This guy knows. 😎

Yessss

😖 my girlfriends wouldn't take crap from me. They would slap me into another nationality. (P.s. I love them crazy girls)

BEST GUY EVER. Andy Biersack look him up

r u a cigarette bc u got a hot butt

Using that pick up line

Pros of dating me

Cons of dating me

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all "You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt" Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

My grandmother wouldn't give a shit. She's delightfully confused

flirting with your crush like

I try not to do that

True

damn

😘 ayyyyy

could definitely go for some naked cuddles right now 

The irony

Of Mice & Men Blog

We're driving to your parents house for dinner and you're looking beautifully delicious tonight wearing that red v neck and black pencil skirt your hair curled and lipstick on,i just cant keep my eyes off you. I cant help but reach over and place my hand on ur thigh. My hand starts sliding up ur leg and you look over at me laughing saying 'babe come on stop not before my parents dinner' i smile at you deviously and lean over and lick up ur neck and bite on ur ear. I hear u moan softly 'baaabe' an u grip the steering wheel tighter and before u realize my hand is all the way up ur skirt my finger rubbing up and down ur panties. I see you open ur legs a lil bit more and i smile knowing you didnt really want me to stop in the first place. I move ur panties to the side and push one finger up inside you hearing you gasp im breathing heavy in ur ear still kissin ur neck. And unfortunately i see we're pulling up in front of ur parents house so i pull my hand out from under ur skirt and i smile at you and you punch me in the arm because i know i got u frustrated. We go inside an have a nice dinner with ur parents and i keep brushing my hand on ur thigh and rubbing my foot on ur leg under the table teasing you more. When ur mom is in the kitchen cleaning up your dad leaves to go get us ice cream and i see you walk to the bathroom,i follow you without you knowing. I go in the bathroom with u and lock the door behind me and you try to push me out and youre telling me we're gonna get caught by your mom. I grab you by your arm and turn u around pulling you close to me me standing in front of the mirror and i put my hand over your mouth so you stop talking and i slide my other hand up your skirt,i see your eyes go wide and you groan a little when my fingers slip up inside of you. I tighten my hand over ur mouth and whisper 'shhhh you're gonna get us caught' i finger you a lil faster my thumb rubbing ur clit. I can feel your chest heaving because im making you breath hard thru ur nose. You're soaking wet,i can feel it trickling down my hand,ur legs are starting to shake so u know ur close to cumming. Whisper in your ear 'grab the sink baby i dont want you to fall' i start sucking on the back of ur neck while i watch the faces you make as you cum,your back arching and going stiff i feel you bite down on my hand. I pull my hand out from under your skirt,suck all your juices off my fingers and i turn u around and kiss you. I tell you to get cleaned up and i go back out in the living room just as your dad comes back with our ice cream. (:

So much perfection in one picture

This is all I need to live. Pizza and boobs