a bone is pretty much one of the best things you can throw me. curveballs probably the worst
i’m gonna make you a soup
i realize i may have worded this wrong
I've become a vendor at an antique fair and needless to say I'm experiencing levels of autism previously unknown to man. I'm using my Encyclopedic knowledge of teacups beam on you
SEE MY TEACUPS BOY
“it’s so funny how you remember that” i remember Everything. unless i forget
Anonymous asked:
i thought you were 22? it says 23 in ur bio
you're never gonna believe what happened to me
they went to the beach
the beach that makes you old yeah
this happens to me every day i dont know how to make it stop
can we nominate him for the Darwin award
Oh thank God someone explained this.
Wonder Woman 2x07 - The Queen and the Thief (1977)
Waking up and getting dressed so I can post on tumblr.com.
Fact 1: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, when infected – as opposed to natural-born – lycanthropes transform under the full moon, they assume the default alignment of their type during the ensuing mindless rampage.
Fact 2: In most versions of Dungeons & Dragons, the default alignment of werebears is Lawful Good.
Conclusion: When an infected werebear transforms under the full moon, they go on a mindless Lawful Good rampage.
Picking up litter and helping direct traffic
SMOKEY THE BEAR
“Oh my gods… Who built this orphanage on the middle of the night? This… This… This is all up to building code!”
“It has all of its permits!”
Kind of hard to believe there was once a time where a legitimate genre of post was "my mom says if this gets 2k notes she'll buy me a doughnut" and everyone would just. go ham
I vote we revive this shit.
Y’all, if this post gets 2k notes I’ll buy my own damned self a doughnut.
Y’know what? Yes. If this hits 24k by the time I wake up on 21 June 2023, I’ll get myself a dozen. And a big ol’ coffee to go with them.
What will you do for 100K?
50K is fancy grilled cheese and tomato soup.
100K... Either a steak dinner, or a trip to the German place. I would make a poll if I could, but I’m too old and cranky to figure it out. XD
FOR THE GRILLED CHEESE!
TEAM GERMAN PLACE GO GO GO
@beggars-opera how's it going
Come on tumblr!
