Markiplier IS NOT pregnant
I don’t want this
no U are not anyones “yandere girlfriend” you are a white girl with cat ear headphones who calls herself mizaki chan
This post makes people so angry op is in witness protection
urfaveisunfuckable
unfortunately, lady dimitrescu from resident evil is physically unfuckable!
diespulchra-deactivated20210519
he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained
almightypotatogod
fools. this was a white goat, you can see the white markings on him. he’s been soaking up the brown and he’s only got one square left. let him finish his work
HE’S STEALING THE BROWN
im waiting for my roommate to come home with pokemon and modeled a really shitty wooloo that my computer is now exploding trying to understand that i want this motherfucker to be as floppy as possible
might be too floppy
he might die
i didnt m mean t
it’s been like 3 years since i’ve had sex. i can feel the cobwebs forming.
my grandpa in his coffin in 2013 lol (died in 1020)
2010* sorry. sorry trips over a foldiing chair. sorry
I am such a slut for candles 😍😍😍😩😩😩😩🤤 I will moan on aisle 9 if I smell a bomb ass candle idc y’all
anarchocunt
End up missing the shot because of the mind shattering orgasm you get the moment he's in range with his shrussy out
Anonymous asked:
how would you die in willy wonka's chocolate factory
id lie to his face until he mustered up the courage to kill me himself
“no, i didnt eat any of your chocolate, old man,” i’d say, chocolate smeared across my mouth, and i’d get to watch him fume at the sight of it
*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it
my two favourite things about this
- everyone knows what this is
- the scene was an adaptation of a scene from the original novel where instead of a charging port on a phone, it’s a winding key in a pocketwatch. I like to imagine people having this exact same kind of thought when they missed the watch keyhole 100 years ago
*person from the 1800's missing the pocket watch keyhole* don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it
here's a baby possum that was stealing from my peach tree a few years ago! his name is samuel and i let him take as many as he wanted :)
i was going to post this when it was first submitted but every time i opened my inbox the image made me so fucking excited i forgot to post it
Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says
It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021.
Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running.
maykrs-deactivated20211025
i dont care about men with long hair
please stop this. i know this isn't in your heart.
this is evil. This is like a saw punishment. This is how i imagine they slice pizza in silent hill because this is absolutely demented
milord the peasants seem to have formed a parasocial relationship with the court jester
