hanging out

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

You follow Chow Yun Fat

But you know that

he wont follow you back

Cuz he aint no follow back fat

No he aint no follow back fat

You read the words, you know these songs

But something ‘bout them feels quite wrong

The lyrics causing doubt to bloom within you

This isn’t how you heard the croon

They changed the lines, they stole the tune!

A faked and an imposter “Hallelujah!”

I think we should have a turn of phrase for "I'm not in the right, but I AM annoyed with this situation, so I just need to go bitch to a friend about this before I suck it up and go do the right thing" because more and more I'm finding this is a critical element of functional adulthood.

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Various tags on this post like "isn't that venting?" "isn't that kvetching?" and sure it's a subcategory of that. But those are missing the key detail of this specific case which is the "I'm not in the right."

It's the "fuck I'm NOT in the right, I GET that, I WILL be mature about this, I WILL just suck it up, I WON'T take it out on the person who's annoying me because they haven't actually done anything wrong, but by satan's spicy asshole I AM annoyed. So I'm gonna spend 5 minutes in private being a dramatic bitch about it before I get over it and go be a perfectly civil reasonable adult about it."

This is important.

Acknowledge the fact it's okay to be wrong and annoyed about it. Vent the frustration.

Put your adult undies on and be responsible for resolving the issue.

“Unfortunately my circus, unfortunately my monkeys”

A goat, evolution

Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf

it's so fucking cute. That war wlf is frolicking

Someone drew this in anger, they drew this and said "look at what a terrible beast you are"

I don’t remember where this story was from but it was about how the writers older brother died when he was young and years later had a son who, had never met the brother had the same mannerisms as him. Ok I think I remember the key words were “my son drinks from the water fountain like my brother” or something

FOUND IT

a boyfriend is basically a guy you can just kind of chew on whenever

fuck this fuck you clicks on you in task manager and hits end task

threesome but only two survive

you cant employ me in a way that matters

anyone else relate

yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

This just in

This is good advice, but also why this picture?

It’s hard for two horses to be intimate when there’s an erupting volcano nearby. What’s not clicking

"Bliss by Palette Knife" by River Berumen

so whatd you think 👁️👁️