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guinea pig instagram accounts are so funny cause the captions will be like "uh oh! pumpkiwumpkin is being extra sassy today!" and the picture is literally just

Hey. So...since I didnt tag them and Tumblr search has been buggy for like 2 years, can anyone link to the story about that dishwasher employee who refused to wash dishes?

This one?

I should have done a "what's the best pist of 2022?", but i would have had to find a bunch of untagged posts.

Hey. So...since I didnt tag them and Tumblr search has been buggy for like 2 years, can anyone link to the story about that dishwasher employee who refused to wash dishes?

Ah, yes, Rarohire Rochi Terochichimomo, great place

Alright so there’s 3 good cops

Identity politics wants you to view this criminal as a victim merely for being trans. As if being trans shields you from wrongdoing.

The internet is always "sex offenders (and the like) deserve death!", until those criminals arent straight cis white men.

Just kooky

People stopped caring about "kids in cages" the second they could no longer blame it on Trump.

It was never about the children.

Love her already

Whaaaaat?

GIRL CHARACTER

MUST EXPOSE A SKIN NOT EXPOSED ON BOY CHRACTERS TO MAKE A SEXY

So, what you’re saying is that Young Link is sexy?

You sick mother fucker.

Someone clearly has shown they don’t play many Zelda games. Otherwise they’d know Link for a long time has shown leg.

Furthermore are you honestly complaining about Linkle showing a bit of leg as “hurr durr sexing her up!” when that’s honestly quite the modest looking outfit for a genderbent Link.  I’ve seen far worse genderbents of male hero characters that purposefully sex the gender bent up but come on.

Also this is ridiculous because plain ol regular male Link shows more skin than her in one of his costumes in Hyrule Warriors!

Heck, plain ol regular male Link has shown more skin than her in a canon game!

Why don’t you sit down, and come back with a legitimate criticism when you actually start playing Zelda games.

Yeah this was a dumb one ngl

I’m confused, is this a girl incarnation of link or did he and zelda swap pieces of the tri-force for this game?

Is it their kid 👀👀👀

@supreme-leader-stoat @the-mighty-birdy well in hyrule warriors she thinks shes the reincarnation of the hero of time (which would make her an actual female link) but i guess shes not because theres an actual link too. but she still has a bunch of link like adventures.

hyrule warriors is weird & non canon.

personally i wouldnt mind if they did a canon game where link is older & linkle is his daughter & you play sections as both.

that may be too far outside the box for nintendo tho.

So what you’re saying is that she kins Link.

if you wanted to phrase it in the worst possible way, yes.

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

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Art by coolfrogdude together at last

[ID: a comic illustrating the above thread as if it was happening in a theater. The users are mostly shaped like their icons, pukicho is a pikachu and hokuto-ju-no-ken is a gengar. The last panel is gengar looks back where a speech bubble comes out of the crowd to say, “you could if you weren’t a fucking coward.” /end]

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

Do you need something.

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

hey chicken people are you okay

reduces but not eliminates