Lost in Wonderland

if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

I’m sorry but homophobia and racism aren’t opinions

sign her now 

This made me cry

teacher: let’s go around the class talking about our hobbies n interests:) let’s start wth you shall we? :)

me:

whats this guy doin

what guy

THIS guy

“treat people the way you want to be treated” um i’m sorry but i can’t go around throwing $100,000 at everyone i meet

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE FORMIOLI

The most tender gaze.

Tiger slow-blink and hand-holding. MY HEART.

i’m fucking wheezing this is so demonic

speaking of which, i hope all of my mutuals know that you can go on down to the hardware store and just buy a big ol bag of dried blood

Forbidden nesquik 

Hello friends! Just a quick reminder that blood meal is dried, flash frozen blood with a high nitrogen content and added iron! If ingested it can cause iron toxicity, vomiting, pancreatitis and other various gastrointestinal distress. 

IT IS NOT SAFE FOR MAMMALS.

That being said, plants love it!

why in God’s name was it necessary for so many people to clarify that a dirty bag of blood from the gardening section isn’t safe to eat like what fucked up tumblr subculture has my shitpost reached

Visual representation of over thinking

why does bart do that voice in this moment and why have i been laughing about it for five fucking hours

ya meen iddaint me noggin issme peepuhs? ohh well thas just Luverlee

5 stars bc it’s clearly his first day on earth

honestly this used to upset me a lot as a kid until my mom, who’s worked with horses for many years, told me about how they train the horses in those movies to do things like falling down, kneeling, crawling, or stay laying on the ground after they fall. and how it’s so tough to train a prey animal to do these behaviors and how hard both trainer and horse have to work. so now whenever i see a horse take a hit and go down in a movie, i just think “fucking superb you funky little horse actor”

my personal fav anxiety is “i’m in the wrong place” anxiety that isn’t alleviated until u see someone that u know should also be in the same place as u

Related: “I got the time/day wrong” anxiety. Same rules for alleviation.

“Class/the meeting/etc. got cancelled and I’m the only gone who didn’t get the email”: The thrilling conclusion to the trilogy. Same rules for alleviation.

ppl who don’t suffer from anxiety: