WELCOME TO THE FIRST TUMBLR HORSE DERBY (that i know of, anyway)
HOW TO HORSE: 🐎🐎🐎 - Vote for your FAVOURITE horse to make them go faster! (yknow, like those carnival horse derby games!) MAY THE BEST HORSE WIN
(also sample size reblog yadda yadda yadda HORSE)
peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
dont do this
I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.
it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.
tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.
do not do this.
i think more characters should have canes actually. theyre cool. theyre sexy. they can have swords in them. they come in any color u want.
alright I’m rbing to add onto this bc it’s getting way more attention than I ever expected and people seem to be more likely to check the rbs than the replies. plus I want people to be able to rb this version.
the point of this post is not swords. it is not how well someone can fight w a cane. the point is I want to see more disabled representation and I want to see characters who use canes and I want them to use them correctly and I want them to be just as fleshed out and interesting as their abled counterparts.
my cane user friend and I were talking abt sword canes just before I made the post so I tossed it in. I collect blades—knives, daggers, swords—and I’m also a disabled cane user who collects fancy canes. so I think combining the two is cool. I don’t even think they’d be good for self defense, I just think they’re a fun thing to show off to friends!
but this post has always, first and foremost, been abt mobility aids. this is abt being a young cane user who doesn’t see rep. I’d love to see highschool dramas where a character uses a cane but it’s not used to make u pity them, it’s just a regular part of their life. I wanna see fantasy cane users where the animal head handle speaks. I wanna see sci-fi cane users and cane users in romances and cane users in main roles.
I know abt canne de combat and bartitsu and the other fighting styles u can use a cane for. that’s never been what this post is abt. I just want to see myself in media.
everyone who rbs this version gets a kiss on the forehead
everyone who rbs any version that makes my post entirely abt weapons while ignoring the mobility aid part owes me a kofi bc ik for sure there’s enough of yall for me to afford crutches
Man.
Imagine being Eda here.
You did everything in your power to keep your daughter (who just cracked open your walls) safe and away from the fight. Argued with her about her safety and even helped carve her palisman.
Only for it to be in vain, because she ended up being killed by Belos anyway. And you got a front row seat.
You don’t even know what to do as you watch the light orbs that used to be your kid float away.
At this point, Eda doesn’t give two shits and let’s the owl beast take the reigns.
You can practically hear her grief and agony in “I don’t think I can control myself right now.”
Imagine being King as well.
You're a Titan, and yet you still couldn't keep her safe. Even after sending her to another dimension. Even after all your anxiety about losing her.
She was the first friend you ever had. Your sister. Your hero. She saved you and your mother's lives multiple times. She listened to your stories and always tried so hard not to hurt your feelings even though she didn't believe you, and she talked you through your identity crisis when the world had shattered under your feet, and she knew all your toys' names, and she gave you her phone to watch stuff on but made sure you used it safely, and she chose to do a dangerous heist to rescue Francois for you, and she set time aside to make stupid puns with you because you were both just kids -
She was fourteen. She's dead. You're eight. You really don't feel like it, but somehow at the same time you feel younger and smaller than ever.
She begged you not to leave her once. Despite her family in the human realm, despite the danger and uncertainty all around, she wanted exactly what you did: to stick together. Maybe if you had, the two of you could have sorted things out with the Collector sooner. Or if you'd actually done something with all your godlike power, maybe Belos would already be defeated by now. You could have protected her. She always had your back, and when it mattered most you failed her.
Tears burn in your eyes and magic follows them. It rises in your throat like bile too, as blue as your blood. Belos wants a Titan's power? Fine. He can have everything you've got.
So good to finally see the Boiling Isles in all his glory... To think there’s an entire set of wings and a tail submerged in the boiling ocean, as well as a pair of tusks that have fallen off and been lost to time!
I dig how the artists reconciled Titans having snouts with BI’s relatively flat face, by making it nice and in-between... Reminds me of when I tried the same when attempting to complete the mural from Echoes of the Past!
NOW EAT THIS SUCKER!!!
She waited her whole life to say that! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Wagner Moura as Big Bad Wolf in Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022)
This is hanging in the middle of my imaginary restaurant.
That’s like Art Nouveau ecopunk right there.
SOLARPUNK
one of my coworkers has this sticker on his water bottle and it sends me into hysterics every time i see it
my blasphemous hair secret is that if you're using semipermanent dye, that's pure pigment, no chemical processes. so you can leave it on your hair as long as you want. So i try to keep it on for at least 3 hours to get as much pigment in there as i possibly can for suuper vibrant color that will last forever (not actually forever but you get it)
That's my second slightly less blasphemous secret if you put a grocery bag over your hair it won't dry out and you can let the dye set until the end of time also helps avoid getting dye on stuff other than your hair
my third blasphemous secret is summoning ghosts
When cats lie on their backs and look at you upside down with their little vampire tooth sticking out reblog if you agree
