Cats

most parents : afraid their child will find their gun and get hurt

me: afraid my son will find my protein powder and get too strong and then he has to be my dad

LMAOO 💀💀

Proper punctuation is everything, people.

you: nut me, an intellectual: boy syrup

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

this is so important

Also important information: A cop cannot arrest you for something you already took. You can tell a cop to his face that you just injected black tar heroin in your veins and as long as you don’t currently have any on you (including things like syringes or residue in a pipe), there’s fuck all he can do about it.

I take police reports for a living. The number of people who will happily tell someone “Well officer, this fight started because I smoked crack cocaine earlier,” is astounding and also not at all illegal. The criminal charge is for Possession of a Controlled Substance. If you don’t possess any at the time, there’s no crime. The only thing you can get dinged for is if you’re actively on a drug and driving, in which case - DUI.

Please, please, please tell EMTs what you took. They’re not going to rat you out to the cops and even if they did, you will still be okay.

Spreading the word, being honest with paramedics and doctors can save your life

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.

*slow clapping at the dad*

I always reblog this.

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

I actually have so much love for dogs

RECLAIMING MY TIME 

This brings me joy.

Creative Mom Dresses Up in Amazing Cosplay to Represent Older Women Characters

what??? lmao 

i’m crying look

This isn’t a real animal

That went from 0-100 really damn fast.

is this by the same people who did that anime girl chugging gasoline and turning into a car cause I had deja vu watching this

Esperança

She was born without front paws and an ear, but it didn’t stop her from walking,  playing in boxes, climbing on furniture, using her litter box all by herself and being very happy. Esperança - Hope, in English - lives in Brazil with her family. She has a Facebook Group called “Esperança: a gatinha mais que feliz” (Hope: the kitty more than happy”).

Photos by ©Esperança

i love her

I love her too

the purest

oh no she’s got one ear and little crimped up front arms look at this sweet baby

oh dear she’s perfect!