a good conversation tip is that when you initiate a conversation or a topic within a conversation, you are implicitly Casting the other person in a role–they’ll have had or observed similar interactions in the past and understand this even if not consciously. like the simplest example of this is that if you say ‘knock knock’, the other person knows they’re meant to say ‘who’s there?’. this is why intense self-deprecation is a shitty social move, because you are casting your conversational partner in one of two roles: Guy Who Argues With You, which is inherently a tiring role to be put in, especially on the regular, or worse, Guy Who Agrees That You Suck Because They’ve Always Secretly Hated You, which nobody wants to be. verbally self-flagellating isn’t bad social form because it’s wrong to express symptoms of mental illness, it’s bad because unless you are careful you end up implicitly offering the people youre talking to a whip they dont want
big mean gross hyena girl who laughs at all the pathetic sounds you make when she shoves your face into her musk
Me, desperately reminding people I’m a WEREWOLF AND NOT A DOG:
ok but werewolves have dog like qualities and its sometimes werewolves can be good puppies, as a treat
Local 34 year old big titty werewolf milf diagnosed as "puppy" by tumblr.
Dare I even ask Tumblr what “Puppy Milf” energy looks like?
it tried to go in to kiss her, but it got nervous....
ft. @fangypeach
both dragon characters use she/it
Staring at a girl wishing desperately I could tell her how much I love her (i'm at the zoo and the girl is a komodo dragon)
everyone posts edits of this image but nobody told me the og was funny as hell on its own
[puppy tutorial]
this is an puppy. it likes to bark and woof. puupies will attempt to nap when they are sleepy tired. pupys need lotz of love and attention. make sure to love your ouppy atleast once every thirty seconds or else it may become lonely.
i have this hot girl disease called “i think about monsters EVERY SINGLE DAY”
damn ur rlly makin me work for it, huh?
(ILL TRY TO MAKE A BETTER VERS LATER, THIS ALMOST BRICKED MY TABLET LMFAO FJDNFKDMD)
me and the squit sharing the same ecological niche then dam...
hey bailey i just got a pack of carbon monoxide detectors do you want one
why is theere something wrong my poast? :(
nothing at all , just sharing :)
oh okay then ^w^ yippee yay yay!