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im like if a deer was a woman

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heavy is the head that wears the cat ears

why are spells stored in dusty old tomes why aren't they audiobooks

I've got great news! The Modern Hermeticists has readings of lots of Hermetic and other occult philosophies.

Also, I was just recently shown a video of a reading from the Grimoire of the Golden Toad by Andrew Chumbley. So if you want some Sabbatic magic, you should give this a listen.

A fun meme for y'all

i’m sorry what

Pog as slang comes from the twitch emote, taken from a video with pogs in them. What is a pog? A small cap from a juice drink that is traded and used in games by 90s kids. The juice drink was called POG, short for passion fruit orange guava. Passion fruit was named after its flower, the passion flower. Passion flowers were called "flower of the five wounds" in Portuguese, eventually being translated as passion fruit by the English in reference to the passion of Jesus, aka his last moments alive before being crucified.

I love history, language, words, communication, and humans.

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the political impact of catgirls and gamers unionizing would be insane

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if an 18 year old greasy gamer boy with dorito dust on his fingers teamed up with a mid-20s polyamorous lesbian catgirl gamer the effects would be catastrophic for both the american political system and also the first gamer's gender identity

I’m not a classicist, but I suspect one of the reasons so many of the Greek gods are portrayed so unflatteringly was less because they were seen as villains than because they represented their domains.  Of course Zeus sometimes misuses his power, that’s what a king does.  Of course Artemis’s wrath is wild and painful, that’s what nature can be.  Of course Hades snatched away a young girl from her mother’s arms, that’s what death does.  This is one of the reasons callout posts for some gods comparing them negatively to ‘nicer’ gods are kind of missing the point.

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indehiscent

as someone who is partially a classicist, this is a better analysis of Greek mythology as a whole than 99.95% of the takes I’ve seen on here (and a substantial number of the takes I’ve seen in ~academia~)

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my main requirement in a partner is someone who's willing to "yes, and" me. if i say something completely insane i need them to just pick that up and run with it and commit to the bit until we wind up with a conversation that's funny to us but completely incoherent to everyone within earshot. actually now that i'm typing this out i've realised my ideal relationship might just be "shitty improv comedy duo"

not my prairie not my dogs <3

you ever know someone and you think “god i love you. i wish we could’ve known eachother when we were carefree and 11. i wish we could’ve played together as kids”

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

hello gay little people on my gay little website i just wanted to remind you to -dink water -smile -show childlike wonder at gods creation -bite at least one person you dont like -meow

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i think one of the reasons i love puppygirls and puppyboys so much is that i have an emotional need to see or hear people being visibly and/or audibly excited to see me that i don't get met often for a variety of reasons and nobody is excited to see you like a puppy

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sometimes a girl just has to make a little animal sounds. and thats okay

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if your girl isnt making enough animal sounds she may be experiencing stressful conditions or suffering from a lack of proper enrichment

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the only way to fix this is to kiss her a lot. please

For every modern trans girl who wishes she could return to the days of being a sumerian eunuch temple priestess, there was a sumerian eunuch temple priestess afflicted by an inexplicable desire to play the synthesizer. These were interpreted as prophetic visions

Ive actually made myself kind of sad now contemplating the poor sumerian eunuch temple priestess having to make do with some sort of Flintstonian bone xylophone instead of a proper eurorack or 808

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i have a tshirt with an instant ramen logo on it and i love wearing it to work bc kids constantly react to it like its a band tee. they'll come over and very enthusiastically be like "oh I LOVE eating ramen too" like we're talking about listening to modest mouse