when your shy ass is doing ok in a convo bc the other person is carrying it by themselves and they say “enough about me, what’s going on with you???”

She’s really my spiritual advisor tbh

“Wassup, man! Can I talk to my big bitches for a minute. Like, you know, I’ma just say this, we got all this fatass pussy, and for a nigga to try to play us, and say,”So, wassup, you finna suck it or what?” You want me to suck yo’ dick and you don’t wanna fuck this fatass pussy? You do not like big bitches, that’s a sign ladies. If a nigga come around and he talkin’ about you giving him head, and you got all that pussy and all them tiddies to bounce around, and he just wants head!?. He’s not fuckin’ you, girl. Mm-hmm. You need to just get out the car or get out that facility. It ain’t happening. How do you just want head after all of this? All of this, and all you want is this mouth?! You are so not attracted to me, oh my god. I have to go. Wow. Thank you for that. I just had to let y’all know, that’s some shit. It’s just a message. Mmm. Take heed.”

lactose intolerant ppl after getting sick from eating dairy

HBVSHFJAVSGFJH BSA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My mom asked me how to screenshot on her iPhone. I laughed and then remembered she taught me how to use a spoon and a toilet.

….. This legit just humbled me

yep, keeping this one forever

way to put things in perspective

Vintage portraits taken of people in Eritrea in the 1930′s, the photographer is unknown

HOOOMMMYGAWD ❤️🎼

Part 1

have u seen anything so pure in your life

WHAY FHD FICK

this video saved my life

It really drives me insane that I don’t know how people feel about me. Like am I nice??? Am I funny???? Am I mean???? Am I rude??? Am I obnoxious??? Am I dumb???? What am I????????????????????

the glow after crying is such #a look

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

Reblog for this to come true

So I just watched “Storks”...

… and I appreciate the same sex parents in it with all my heart, but what got to me the most (which surprised even myself) was how much I needed to see a single mother receive a baby by the storks. 

I want to have children in the future, but I do not want to give birth. Nor do I desire to get married or even necessarly get a partner. So to me it was really powerful to witness a single parent “adopt" and have it be seen as a completely valid life-choice. <3

cool cool cool but tell me about the same sex parents

There is a montage towards the end of the movie filled with different kinds of people waiting for a baby, including these lovely couples: 

I also found more single parents:

And then I noticed THIS:

I’m going to go with in the corner and cry now, okay? <3<3<3

@itsamother-fucking-fandom-blog

BLESSED MOVIE

Finna watch this now because obviously I need this in my life

funny how hot dogs come in packs of six but hot dog buns come in packs of twelve and also the united states has more blood on its hands than any other country in the world just by refusing asylum to refugees 

ever notice how you park in a driveway but drive on a parkway and also the british nation remains proud of its legacy as the world’s most murderous empire in all of recorded history and refuses to acknowledge its massacres

isn’t it pretty interesting how a ship carries cargo but a car carries shipments! it’s also funny how the western nations will teach in history class all about how the west brutally exploited Africa and the Middle East but continue to invade those same regions in the modern age “for their own good”, which is the same thing they said during the colonial era

me: *eyes some tall white boy* me: you’re better than this

Who is this!?!??

His name is Steven Martin. This is his IG, and here is an article with other amazing, stylish plus sized guys (yes it’s buzzfeed I know).

This is amazing omg

I’m shocked. This is the first time I’ve EVER seen a plus sized male fashion model that wasn’t super muscular.

Oh wow!!