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Joji: *clears his throat*

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Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

I will reblog this until you’re all sick of me

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

reblog if ur in bed

i am the ocean

me when i drink 3 bottles of water in one hour

#boy howdy!!!!

Oof

A Filipina dating Bucky would be like

- You not finding the right english word for kilig when he’s asking you what you’re feeling.

- Taking him to Jollibee obv and him probably liking the cheesy bacon mushroom melt and you throwing your fist in the air *success*

- Watching Crazy Rich Asians with him and pointing out every Filipino actor on screen like the proud pinoy you are.

- Skyping with your mom and showing Bucky on cam with your mom nodding slowly, probably then asking you to come home with him to introduce him to everybody. And by everybody, like everybody.

- Bucky getting confused about the NAIA system which is a really bad airport to begin with. His metal arm gets the guards a little tensed, but you pray a thousand hail Mary’s that no one ask.

- Getting picked up by your grandparents even when you said not to.

- Cuddling in the back seat of the car as your Grandma looks at the rear view mirror, eyeing Bucky’s metal arm and asking in filipino if he’s a gangster.

- Your Grandpa defending you by saying “Ganyan na mga kabataan ngayon, Right man?” (thats how kids are nowadays). To which Bucky nervously nods back smiling, before he whips his head back to you with a questioning look.

- You getting to your house with the whole extended family present. Pancit, lumpia, fried chicken’s there baby.

- As well as your cousins… And their kids… And your aunts… You get the picture.

- They whisper amongst themselves about how you’re dating someone foreign. And you approach each one of them, introducing your beau knowing exactly what they think and joke around with Bucky making him feel at ease through the whole thing.

- Your cousins asking their kids to beg Bucky for dollars.

- You blocking them before they get to Bucky giving them bentes (twenty pesoses).

- Your uncles teasing each other for having nosebleeds around your boyfriend.

- Everyone asking if the two of you met on the internet, and you shaking your head no. Hay mga pinoy talaga.

- Your dad finally arriving and you take his hand to “mano” by bowing your head pressing it onto the back of his hand. And you taught Bucky this already and has done it with everyone else but he almost forgets to with your dad because your dad’s trying to be intimidating.

- Your dad trying to give him the ‘talk’ about how much he loves you and how he’d break Bucky’s head off if he ever hurts you; but your dad fails because there’s too much English and he ain’t about that.

- He gives Bucky a manly hug to which Bucky, his head on your dad’s shoulder, facing you smiles triumphantly. And you shake your head.

- The party ending and your mom askin you were you and Bucky would be staying. You say you booked a hotel, especially because Bucky gets a little panicky with his nightmares.

- The next day, your mom planned another party but with just her amigas, mostly to flaunt you and your beautiful Bucky. Also just to get her plus points with her Tita’s of Manila status.

- You scamper and insist on him wearing a shirt, because its hella hot even when he wants to hide his arm. You tell him you’ll take care of anyone who even dares to look at it.

- Not getting any cars on Grab and Bucky insisting he’s fine with riding a jeep.

- The two of you standing on the street, clearly not on the loading zone and him asking you about it. With you replying, every place is a loading zone.

- Wiping the sweat off his forehead because of the heat and fanning him with a twenty peso fan you bought off the bangketa.

- Asking if he wants some maxx or mentos… Or some white rabbit.

- All the jeepneys that pass by are full so when you hear the driver shout there’s one seat, you shake your head. But then Bucky sees other jeepneys passing by with some men riding at the far end of the jeep, standing on the platform and grabbing on the bar. You shook your head and told him you would not let him “sabit”.

- He pleads, and says he wants to be cultured and its gonna be funny. And youre also late and getting hungry.

- So when another jeep passes by, you and Bucky get in, you sit just beside the door and Bucky stands on the door, using his metal arm to grab the bar.

- Everyone in the jeepney looking at you, then him. 'Kasama nya ba yung pogi?’ (Is she with the handsome guy?)

- And you smirking, thinking to yourself yes he is.

- You lightly tap him as he slowly looks down to eye you. And you ask him if he’s okay. He sees everyone inside the jeep looking at the two of you and you laugh and make a face to not look at them back.

- Someone gets off on your side of the jeep and you pull Bucky inside to finally sit beside you.

- The jeep gets stuck in traffic and a kid enters the jeep and gives out envelopes to everyone. He looks at Bucky longer, since he’s foreign and thinks he probably has dolla dolla bills. You eye the kid and smile.

- Bucky lifts the envelope slowly and asks you “Where is he inviting us?” And you laughing in reply.

- You explain that those envelopes are where you put in donations for the kids while they *as if on cue* sings and drums on his makeshift drum.

- You tell him some kids are being hired by scammers to beg for alms, but Bucky doesn’t care as he grabs for his wallet and fishes out a fifty peso bill. You gawk at the bill considering the highest you’ve given was probably five pesos, but you let him put it in the envelope anyway.

- The kid finishes singing and you both hand him your envelopes and you wrap yoir arm around his.

- The jeep finally starts moving again and the two of you reach your destination.

- You complain about smelling like the sun and Bucky laughing at this. You always say this when youre a little bit sweaty and he used to be so confused by it but is used to it now.

- You fixing yourself as you approach the facade of the restaurant your mom chose and Bucky tucking a strand of hair behind your ear.

- “You look great, doll.”

- “I love you, thanks for coming to this crazy trip with me.”

- “Its not that bad.”

- “You’re about to meet my mom’s amigas, it’s about to get bad.”

Nat: Did you just fall?

Clint: I attacked the floor.

Nat: Backwards?

Clint: I’m freaking talented.

1 rb = support for jin to buy out bighit and stop the madness

Peter, crawling to the kitchen of the compound at 3 AM: WHERE is the appley juice

Sam, hitting him with a broom: WHAT *smack* THE *smack* FUCK *smack smack smack*

i can’t believe that the plot to all three captain america movies was steve rogers telling the government ‘fuck you’  so he could try & save his boyfriend bucky barnes.

I’m literally so in love with Sebastian Stan right now

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