Fun fact: The “Pancake sucks” one is literally just Pancake sucking on a blanket, it’s not an insult to Pancake
where’s that post where someone erased all the extra lines and crosshatched shading from a jojo character’s face
cursed image
Oh my god it’s an actual 17 year old he’s been under there the whole time
Nick posted this on Twitter and I have nightmares
Help
i love this
so this is what homeworld thinks of fusion
we have the technology to turn salt water into potable water and we don’t use it
we have the technology to have unlimited solar energy and we don’t use it
we have the technology to turn the Sahara desert into farm land and we don’t use it
capitalism get on my damn nerves
people always talk about how capitalism is so innovative, but conveniently leaves out that the innovation is only for the sake of profit they never mention that when the prosperity of the entire population isn’t profitable, everyone but the ruling class is left to die
We don’t have the technology to turn the sahara into farmland, and even if we did, we shouldn’t do it. Deserts are critical habitats, not vast empty waistlands.
Turning them into farmland would wipe out countless species. There’s also a reason little grows there. What we can do, is place solar farms out in deserts. A small fraction of the sahara could power the world. That is within our technological ability. This is where captialism strangles us.
Our food production is just fine. We produce too much. Our distribution system however, is not. It focuses on where the most money can be gained, to hell with everyone else. This is where capitalism strangles us.
We also don’t need to turn salt water into fresh water. We need to manage our fresh water better. Use that tech to clean it, and stop poluting it in the first place with fracking and dumping sewage and replacing lead pipes. And to stop letting one or two conglomarates monopolize them. This is where capitalists strangle us.
The problem is not a lack of resources. We have plenty. The problem is captitalism mismanaging and ruining the plentiful resources we have. By opening up new resources such as “turning the sahara into farmland” or turning salt water into fresh water, we are just giving capitalists more resources to destroy and throttle. And destroying more critical environments. We’re not actually fixing the problems.
Everyone: *enjoys fatty foods and being a little gluttonous now and then with pizza burgers and ice cream donut milkshakes because life is short and ita fun and delicious and hurts no one*
Everyone in the 1970s: *having cocaine parties that had both negative political and bodily effects*
Everyone in the 1800s: *literally taking medications with cocaine and opium in extreme doses, people dying from alcohol consumption, famines and droughts with no aid*
Fitness and Vegan Blogs: “People were so much healthier back in the day. The obesity epidemic is KILLING PEOPLE. Stop trying to force your UNHEALTHY LIFESTYLE on me.”
i really like when crows just insert themselves into a group of other birds and then act like there is absolutely nothing strange about it
nobody will suspect a thing
the only adjectives in the english language:
1. tender
2. feral
3. horny
for your consideration
Why is Jesus Feral
- Killed a tree because he was angry that it didn’t give him fruit when it wasn’t fruit season
- Destroyed a bunch of tables and chased the owners with a whip
- Blew up and then acted like he didn’t know nobody (Mark 3:33)
- Yelled at his followers for interrupting his nap to let him know their boat was about to sink
- Healed a blind man by spitting on him
- Explicitly ordered his followers to steal a donkey for him
And that’s just the highlights from Mark.
WOW! BRITISH PEOPLE MADE A WORD BASED ON THE GAME FORTNITE 😳😳😳 WILL THEY GET SUED? 😱
tumblr i am BEGGING you to let me reblog ads, this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen
Zodiac signs? That’s so 2017
We Dungeon and Dragons 5th Edition classes now:
- Barbarian - (Mar 21-Apr 19)
- Bard - (Apr 20-May 20)
- Cleric - (May 21-Jun 20)
- Druid - (June 21-July 22)
- Fighter - (July 23-Aug 22)
- Monk - (Aug 23-Sep 22)
- Paladin - (Sep 23-Oct 22)
- Ranger - (Oct 23-Nov 21)
- Rogue - (Nov 22-Dec 21)
- Sorcerer - (Dec 22-Jan 19)
- Warlock - (Jan 20-Feb 18)
- Wizard - (Feb 19-Mar 20)
Item: armful of miscellaneous unidentifiable junk from a higher-dimensional garage; the more you look the less you can tell about it.
op’s url really adds to the effect,,,,
“that corpse you planted last year in your garden, has it begun to sprout? will it bloom this year? or has the sudden frost disturbed its bed?”
— T.S. Eliot, The Waste Land (via orwell)
THATS IT!?!?!?!?!!!
And I’ve been screaming “Swim fishies make a hole” FOR YEARS!!!
…. on an escalator?? that is some Pavlovian shit .
The ingrained reaction is very interesting.











