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Sing with me, baby !

@chemicalmarbles / chemicalmarbles.tumblr.com

Local practitioner of dykeotomy and obsessor of retro-tech. The patron of cringe activites and red-jacket blorbos. [Vi, She/Her]
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i cant catch a fucking break in thsi game please for the love of god look at my contraption

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um. well. i tried to make a hot air balloon

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can i have one thing . in my life

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finally a valiant soul stands up for me in my moment of weakness

not to question metal gear logic but being jabbed in the eye socket (of the eye you just got blown out like. today) by spindly little twink fingers would HURT you wouldnt be smirking like “hehe wrong eye”

this is just the expression big boss makes when hes in agony

A Haiku:

📲 💡

🖼️ 🆔 📖 🗣️

🖥️ 📜

[Image Description: Three lines of Emoji, that can be read as: Icon Idea Image ID Read Aloud Online Poetry End Image Description]

Reminds me of an old internet poem:

< > ! * ' ' #

^ " ` $ $ -

! * = @ $ _

% * < > ~ # 4

& [ ] . . /

| { , , SYSTEM HALTED

The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, as such:

Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,

Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,

Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,

Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,

Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,

Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH

Can a pro piracy girl and a pro physical media boy really fall in love

Yeah she pirates it and he converts it to physical media it's a match made in heaven and they're t4t also

what is art about? blood. what is love about? blood. what is hate about? blood. what is sex about? blood. what is history about? blood. what am i about? blood. what is blood about? idk ask a biologist i guess

hi, biologist here! blood is about gay sex

i dont have a dick because they knew id have a boner every time my favorite songs especially ones that feature a lot of guitar and drums and screaming came on and that wouldve been awful for everyone involved

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the other day I said "you're studying abroad??? what's her name??" and felt all the moisture in the room get violently sucked out of the air