Rolled up the living room rug to clean my apartment/make dinner on roller skates because I suddenly remembered that I’m an adult with free will…..Life is beautiful
not to question metal gear logic but being jabbed in the eye socket (of the eye you just got blown out like. today) by spindly little twink fingers would HURT you wouldnt be smirking like “hehe wrong eye”
this is just the expression big boss makes when hes in agony
A Haiku:
📲 💡
🖼️ 🆔 📖 🗣️
🖥️ 📜
[Image Description: Three lines of Emoji, that can be read as: Icon Idea Image ID Read Aloud Online Poetry End Image Description]
Reminds me of an old internet poem:
< > ! * ' ' #
^ " ` $ $ -
! * = @ $ _
% * < > ~ # 4
& [ ] . . /
| { , , SYSTEM HALTED
The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, as such:
Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,
Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH
Can a pro piracy girl and a pro physical media boy really fall in love
Yeah she pirates it and he converts it to physical media it's a match made in heaven and they're t4t also
what is art about? blood. what is love about? blood. what is hate about? blood. what is sex about? blood. what is history about? blood. what am i about? blood. what is blood about? idk ask a biologist i guess
hi, biologist here! blood is about gay sex
it's literally all about having a primary public gender and a secondary personal gender
i dont have a dick because they knew id have a boner every time my favorite songs especially ones that feature a lot of guitar and drums and screaming came on and that wouldve been awful for everyone involved
the girlies reading a 1k-word BDSM oneshot for the character studies and artistic merit
the other day I said "you're studying abroad??? what's her name??" and felt all the moisture in the room get violently sucked out of the air
smoking whatever made that hill silent
inhaling whatever made that resident evil
huffing whatever made that devil cry
Slop again
I wish I new how to be a better persvon
call me moses the way i be parting her balls
the first deeznuts (his art from the ‘98 ost is so sonic the hedgehog to me)
buzzword cheat sheet to get attention of mutuals:
- music
- blood
- eroticism of the machine
- grief
- ouroboros
- labyrinth
- lycanthropy/transformations
- meat
- cannibalism
- devotion
- god
- rot and decay
- abyss/hole/cavity







