Bi girls have the same capacity to love girls as lesbians.

I gained a bunch of followers today but then I posted this and lost them. Don’t underestimate how much bi girls can love women. I have more crushes on girls than there are kernels on a corn.

A bowl of salad in the seat of a wheelchair rolling down the street unassisted

life is fragile and beautiful

it’s yeet or be yeeten on this goddamn bitch of an earth

Please take me to funky town, your majesty. 😭🔥

Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

Its fucking makeup you fuck tards

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

@ God y do u waste beautiful eyelashes on ungrateful men

bro shut up i’m trying to remember every detail of my dream last night please just give me some peace dude 

sext: shit sorry i fell asleep

some kid just skateboarded down my street crying

everyone feels robbed of ideal teenage years that don’t really exist 

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

‘get a man who can do both’ men can do neither

I wish the government was only hiding aliens instead of like, horrible human rights violations and the such.

another quality post written by god or a ghost

This is what happens when a country continually elects politicians who think science denial is perfectly fine.