reblog so your followers won’t forget to drink water
literally just drank water
you’re welcome
“Shapeshifting, but only once” is still one of the funniest concepts to me
lockscreens
Does Brendon even realize how good he is at dabbing
I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.
some recent stuff i’ve done lately
i have returned if anyone cares
Rapping Twenty One Pilots songs
Level Easy: Car Radio
Level Moderate: Migraine
Level Hard: HeavyDirtySoul
Level Insane: Ode To Sleep
Level Impossible: Kitchen Sink
almost all these reblogs are about twenty one pilots and that satisfies me tbh
Tyler Joseph, after being signed by Fueled by Ramen with Josh Dun. (via youareoutofmymind)
*Awolnation voice*
SNAIL!
Conspiracy Theory #3
We are all actually dead and our brain is just replaying our memories from when we were alive.
what if dreams were just memories of you in a parallel universe
OH MY GOD SO MY SIster was driving home one day and on her way back she saw an impala (she and I love supernatural so this part of the story was sick enough) and it looked exactly like the one on the show
But when she looked again guess what she saw
THE CAR HAD THE ANTI DEMON POSSESSION SYMBOL PAINTED ON IT IN GOLD IM STILL SCREAMING
Inspiration found in a bookstore.
A wonderful life philosophy.
1. Reblogging this as a reminder; and 2. I love when people I follow/am tumblr friends with reblog the things I post to the Malaprop’s tumblr.
Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
please delete this
Reblog if a band has somehow changed your life for the better
People don’t usually understand this






