love is a fucking scam. eat a mango bitch

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

every time i take a selfie

who tf is this?

this looks like the porno version

me getting my heart ripped out of my chest: okay first off, mood,

a movie: *has one scene with neon lights*

me:

what do u mean “what have i been up to” … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch

The Signs as the Jonas Brothers

i deleted this post because i got kevin

sorry I haven’t replied to ur texts I’ve been overwhelmed by literally anything that’s ever happened or will happen

Don’t talk to me or my 78 insecurities ever again

me: I don’t need a MAN

my sex drive:

we’re all waiting @ 2017