i asked my bf if he ran a bar what kind of bar would he have and he said “jungle themed bar. with trees and a dirt floor” i asked what kind of animals he’d have at the jungle bar and he said “the ant with the worlds most painful bite.”

"Ack ack ack... it's me, the Skinamarink!" - Skinamarink (2023)

wrong.

It’s extremely rare for me to not post something because it’s too bad. But this was a 4 edible situation

Found video on twitter

You never know what is possible until you do it 🌞 Good Morning

It Begins

And the ultimate bloging begins

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

Gamer: Fuck yeah! Victory royale baby!

Sickly bird: *coughs*

my oldest digital art that i can find circa 2007

This is making me cry tears of joy

when I was a kid you had to do the charlie the unicorn voice whether you liked it or not. you had to say candy mountain charlieeee in the voice. not like these days

am i fucking stupid or something i swear to god this isn't the original post I SWEAR I've seen it and there's no possible way it could've only had 100 notes a day ago it just cannot be possible I think there's post thievery afoot

certified fake thieving post. stolen valor is real on tumblr and you cant forget

thousands of people deceived by lab grown post but not me. not Detective Real Post

a user signature in a forum I saw years ago:

You are on the internet You are online But deep in the Earth the fires burn

Mm yum I eat it forever maybe

I added something to your oat meal

Overwatch 2

It was the coldest night in Overwatch 2. The wind howled and the snow was blowing hard down the chimney of Overwatch 2's world.

"Let's put another log on the fire" said Reaper.

"I'll make some tea that should keep us warm" said Moira.

"I don't want anything, I'll wear my coat" said Tracer.

The wind was howling hard. It was the darkest night in Overwatch 2.

rb to give a flower to the person you rb this from

FWIW, though several years have now passed since i posted my travels, if youre a euro visiting america, dont eat anything except vietnamese food. they put all the best chefs in the world in vietnamese restaurants on the east coast.

And mellow mushroom, which is the actual best fast dining establishment in the states, which i didn’t want to desecrate by mentioning