if ur reading this rn, this is ur reminder to drink water hoe. ur skin and ur piss will look amazing.
person: steps on the back of my shoe
me, for a whole week:
I see no downside here. On fridays, we wear dicks.
carly rae jepsen was cute. fun. innocent. playful. she was what white girl pop music needed. and then y'all let her fade away and allowed meghan trainor into top 40 charts. unforgivable.
After Stan Lee dies, will his tombstone will continue to make a cameo in every Marvel movie?
you know what, fuck it, I’m going to reblog this twice because I have a story to tell.
Almost two years ago I was approached by a man at a bar. He was very handsome— tall, with great cheek bones and the kind of eyes that crinkle at the corners with every smile. That man asked to buy me and my friends a drink.
Not wanting to give him the wrong idea, we turned him down. None of us were single, and we’d all had experiences where men have expected things from us after providing seemingly generous acts of charity.
That man spent the rest of the night harassing us. He followed us around the bar, dumped a beer over my friend’s head when she confronted him, made lewd comments about my ass when I walked passed to go to the bathroom. We tried to tell the bar staff what was happening, but with the room being so crowded, by the time we managed to locate the bouncer, he’d disappeared into a throng of people.
That man approached us when we were on our way to our car. He was verbally aggressive, throwing slurs at us and stepping into our personal space. When I pushed him away, he punched me in the face hard enough to knock me down. When my friend tried to call the police, he slammed her head into a wall.
We were lucky that after that, he panicked an ran away. It could have been much, much worse.
Bottom line? Fuck you if you think all women want is attention from attractive men. Fuck you for eternity.
Attention from an attractive man didn’t give me an ego boost. It gave me a fucking black eye.
“Attention from an attractive man didn’t give me an ego boost. It gave me a fucking black eye.”
men gotta stop this shit…
This makes me so sad because it’s true.
Nicki: WHATS GOOD?
Miley:
youre all invited to my eBirthday Party
feel free to draw yourself in. make urself at home. enjoy my birthday table
I have arrived
12:00 – *movie releases in theaters* 12:01 – *whole movie in gifs appear on Tumblr*
the signs as 50 shades of grey quotes
Aries: “Welcome,” he said, shoving my hair hard, “to the butt room.”
Taurus: “No way,” I cried out orgasmically. “No way, no way, no way.”
Gemini: “When I woke up Christian Grey had somehow gotten an entire orange into my mouth.”
Cancer: “Say it,” he commanded. “Yankity Spankity.” “Louder.”
Leo: “He gently handcuffed me to the parking meter. “Bye.”
Virgo: “The helicopter was built for sex, I observed sexily. You could lie across the seats or recline them.”
Libra: “Christian Grey picked up the long black thing and started working my zone. It was bananas.”
Scorpio: “The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging herd of itty, bitty elephants. We’re talking small.”
Sagittarius: “Do I afraid you?” Christian Grey asked, licking his eyebrow.”
Capricorn: “It’s a Murphy Bed,” he explained. “Maybe one day we could leave it up and have sex in the walls.”
Aquarius: “Christian Grey mashed on my area with the meat of his hand. “Do you like that, you woman?”
Pisces: “Hey,” I asked “Didn’t you used to be a vampire?”
Source: [x]
wtf is this
Is this real?
people pay for reading this?????
:O SO MUCH WORK WENT INTO THAT AND THEY SMASHED IT!
Whyyyyyyyy ;_; I would’ve played with thatttt
omg you guys I just got this email wtf???
1. That’s Comic Sans 2. Reblogged is misspelled as rebloged 3. The Cumber Collective will not stand for this
what
Yass fuck it up Skeletor!
i was about to be mad at the comment above me bc i thought they were calling one of the girls skeletor
i was wrong
Ok I see you
“why do all moms do this”
wheres the tw:(
accurate representation of the last 4 years of my academic life




