Cheeselegs

Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

Sport is life

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Baby pelican👎

this thing sucks 👎

I was today years old when I found out Yusuke Murata uses BL as a reference to draw male characters in One Punch Man

Now everything makes sense

Waow... so harm reduction....

But make sure to vote!

I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

if you want to test your luck, this site lets you choose a random human bone :) https://randomlistgenerator.com/human-bones

@wormy-business question: is the bone replaced by anything? And if the bone is like, essential to survival like say, the skull, do you die? Or is there a non lethal way to do it? Because despite what you said about the fey not choosing, like The Whole Deal with making deals with the fey is "This Will Go Badly For Your Hubris" so if there's any chance i could die I'm not gonna give it any bones because If it can go badly for me, it Will, or else its not a fey deal.

Nah if you say like 20 bones and by chance it's 20 of the 22 bones in your skull, you just die. There's no further magic aside from the immediate removal of the bone.

@wormy-business

Another question!! Given that humans are roughly symmetrical and that the bones reflect this;

Does this arrangement count each bone as its own entity? As in, if I lost a tibia, would I lose one of them, or *both*?

The wording in the contract makes me think that it is 1 bone = 1M dollars, and thus it only takes one bone from the "twin" set, but I wanna make sure.

I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

if you want to test your luck, this site lets you choose a random human bone :) https://randomlistgenerator.com/human-bones

@wormy-business question: is the bone replaced by anything? And if the bone is like, essential to survival like say, the skull, do you die? Or is there a non lethal way to do it? Because despite what you said about the fey not choosing, like The Whole Deal with making deals with the fey is "This Will Go Badly For Your Hubris" so if there's any chance i could die I'm not gonna give it any bones because If it can go badly for me, it Will, or else its not a fey deal.

Nah if you say like 20 bones and by chance it's 20 of the 22 bones in your skull, you just die. There's no further magic aside from the immediate removal of the bone.

@wormy-business

Another question!! Given that humans are roughly symmetrical and that the bones reflect this;

Does this arrangement count each bone as its own entity? As in, if I lost a tibia, would I lose one of them, or *both*?

The wording in the contract makes me think that it is 1 bone = 1M dollars, and thus it only takes one bone from the "twin" set, but I wanna make sure.

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@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

This has the same energy as a writer desperately trying to make their insanely cool but devastatingly off the wall plot point work with the rest of the story

Paw.

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i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat

OH MY GOD

now all of pinterest knows i have large ballz

my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

she told me she doesn't remember saying this. quote, "must have been steak-induced hysteria"