bestie i hope you remember that you do not have to be good. you do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting. you only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves. remember that. goodnight. love u
fictional men i want to put in one of these and carry around like a cool bug or maybe a toad i found in the garden until my parents tell me i cant keep them and make me release them
If youre drunk enough this image looks like squidward and plankton going to the crusty crab :)
"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.
why must i get a degree. is it not enough to be bisexual
obama in college
stop
Why do gif search engines only have the most millenial normcore shit
If I could kill you through the internet you’d be dead
in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action
as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body
now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.
here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?
the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.
fin
unrelated but i also found my louis tomlinson doll
fuck it. pregnant louis tomlinson
lets get one thing perfectly clear, you freaks. pinkie pie is the one who got weird al pregnant, not the other way around
reading anthro stuff has got me thinking shit like "2000 years ago wasn't actually that long"
ANTHROPOLOGY
