IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.

Farewell, Murphy. [whompcomic]

I never did get to show her…

This is the saddest post on tumblr

My school want us to limit the use of technology but then they go and hand every student iPads okay makes sense???

Like I’ll get in trouble for using my phone in the library but the kid next to me would be using their iPad and it would be totally cool okayyyyy

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

Saw this and wanted to share my story about how this is untrue. 

I was writing fanfiction in notebooks in high school, and me and my friends would pass it back and forth because they wanted to read all the smutty goodness. If anyone has read some of my fanfics for supernatural or otherwise you’ll know what I’m talking about. 

One day I was writing a particularly x rated scene in science. My friend was really excited about it and was bugging me to write faster and pass it to her to read. So I did and at one point the old fat teacher (a guy no less) goes, what are you writing that’s so wonderful? It can’t be notes, let me read it to the class. 

My friend literally gasped and I started shaking my head, ‘no you really don’t want to read this.’ I told him and he gave me a look so I brought it up to him and had to stand there as he read the most graphic man on man sex scene I’d probably ever written to date. I saw his eyes scan over the paper, and slowly get bigger and he glanced up at me and all I could do was shrug. ‘told you so’ I thought. 

He turned out to be a cool teacher and made up some gross sounding love confession about some guy I was crushing on, and then said don’t write anymore notes in his class. I sat down and I swear for the rest of that year he never called on me or looked at me for more than 2 seconds the rest of the semester. 

fanfiction could have ended my life that day. 

I am laughing so hard, holy shit.

"I want a plus-sized princess!"

"I want a princess who can’t sing!"

"I want a princess who can fight!"

"I want a non-traditional princess!"

In conclusion Fiona is great and just because Disney didn’t make her doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

Animal Cross-Dress and Fuck Your Gender Roles: New Leaf.

No but the best part of this is that this isn’t Nintendo telling adults they support GSM rights.

It’s Nintendo telling kids it’s okay.

I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit

I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???

How is my smile not professional???

Let’s try round 2.

Rejected again.

I’m very confused. I must inquire further. 

LEGITIMATE LOUD SCREAMING THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE DAY I DIE

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

how come john lennon was shot by a fan and robin thicke still lives

yes hello police i would like to report SHOTS FIRED

One of my favorite twitter exchanges

People who make the same face in every picture

Lindsey Lohan:

Beyonce:

Duck-Face Girl:

Paris Hilton:

Nick Jonas:

Lady Gaga:

Paula Dean:

Kristen Stewart:

Brock:

Nash Grier:

IM SCREAMING