Mind Over Matter

so this guy at school has a 3d printer and he’s been secretly selling these

kirbies with legs

and i got mine today

here’s the handmade package

i open it and

oh

“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.

you ever feel like absolute garbage and then take a nap or just have a snack or something and feel 20 times better and then just be sitting there like a dumAss like wow, you Really Do Need to Eat and Sleep to Survive……..Wild

me: accomplishes something actually productive

the fbi agent watching me:

i tried to take a cute picture but i just. ended up with this

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

pornhub: chaotic good

what timeline is this

pornhub doing a better job than Trump/America

somewhere in all this bad pornhub is out here doing so much good

I don’t wanna be a “jogger” cause they always the ones finding dead bodies and shit.. Excuses not to exercise tbh

add a caption on We Heart It.

This extremely fluffy corgi has NO time for your games.

i love it when video games give me meaningful dialogue choices that are going to influence the story

via weheartit

Because I don’t work my shit out on other people!

Bring me more of these this some fresh shit right here

fuck this ain’t even my language but im still picking up what it’s putting down and u know what ? relatable

So beautiful

Look at all that melanin 😻

I love this!! Dark skinned Asians always get pushed to the background

They’re so beautiful oh my lord

Colorism is global