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I WILL GET ANOTHER JOB

I WILL GET A CAR

I WILL TAKE CARE OF MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS

I WILL ACCOMPLISH ALL OF MY GOALS

I AM WORTHY OF LOVE

I AM PATIENT

I AM TOLERANT

I FORGIVE MYSELF

we could provide electricity to everyone on earth if we put tom cruise on a hamster wheel and told him to go crazy with it. but the church of scientology won’t let us do that

Housing Is A Human Right, Martha Rosler Times Square, New York, 1989

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Can we just airbnb a cabin and fuck in the outdoor hot tub please? 🥺

i am but an old man and tumblr is my porch

4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.

5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger

6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights

7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)

That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving

8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.

Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time

Lilac Blewit - Lepista sublilacina

Lepista sublilacina (Tricholomataceae) is a medium sized fungus native to Australia, with a beautiful lilac or lavender color. The gills are pale pinkish when the fungus is fresh and it has a mix of long and short gills. It has a characteristic smell.

References: [1] - [2]

Photo credit: ©Neil Ross | Locality: Brisbane, Queensland, Australia (2013) | [Top] - [Bottom]

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i'm not even "want to hold a hand" touchstarved anymore i'm "daydreaming about someone coming up behind me and pressing their entire body up against mine as they take my hands and lean over my shoulder to show me how to use a weapon" touchstarved at this point