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when u just sucked his dick then he says he’s gonna stroke it on your butt cause he didn’t bring rubber but then you feel him shove it in you and he starts thrusting and you cant get him off because you love the feeling of raw dick so you’re like

edit: i’ve been informed that this is rape that happened.. i was not aware and i made this post from personal experience. i thought my experience was universal but it turns out it isn’t. I did not mean to make light of such a situation. I’m very sorry

I’m sorry, are we considering consensual raw sex rape now? Jesus Christ

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I Hear That’s Good

AM I HAVING A STROKE?

The synchronized “jOHN MulANey” absolutely destroyed me

MUHLANEE

This is what it feels like when auditory processing just shuts off

Original creator is Phil Jamesson for those wondering. Watch his stuff, it’s always comedy gold like this.

top 5 plastic chairs i'd love to die in

number 1

number 2

number 3

Wheres the last 2 op

They died in plastic chair number 3

You’ve improved this musical by a million percent

stop putting stem and arts majors against each other!! they are partners and they are in love!!

We gotta team up to fight the true enemy:

when your hips don’t lie like they used to before

Well, this is not … good.

what did we expect was gonna happen

Look I’m no trump fan but this is completely photoshopped and fake. We on the left cannot join the republicans with all this fake news and lies in order to progress our agenda. Don’t stoop to their fucking level.

Also, do you guys seriously believe Trump knows the word, “capitulate”? Come on now.

Well, this is not … good.

what did we expect was gonna happen

Look I’m no trump fan but this is completely photoshopped and fake. We on the left cannot join the republicans with all this fake news and lies in order to progress our agenda. Don’t stoop to their fucking level.

hey quick question why are they like this

“This cartoon rat fucks other guy cartoon rats. Guess I’ll die”

Bisexual steppin in for duty here: lets not act like us queers dont understand why some folks (ace, trans, bi etc) would feel a bit sad about their orientation being misrepresented once again for the “safe” choice of male cis gayness.

This topic be loaded and it’s all fun and games until you take a look at queer history and realize like … none of this is new.

You can step off duty and go fuck your self.

There’s nothing safe about a famous character from a public-funded kids network being gay.

Male gayness is about the least safe thing on the planet. If anything, the safest one is ace, because lack of sexual attraction doesn’t make straight people froth at the mouth and scream the way the idea of two fictional men kissing does.

Literally on what planet is gay (specifically, male gay) rep the “safe” choice? Cuz I wanna go there. I was pretty sure q*eer history involved a lot of that bullshit about gay people, especially gay men, being portrayed as predators and pedophiles and altogether something to be shielded from kids’ eyes. I’m pretty sure the literal boldest thing a kid’s network can do is to add gay rep that isn’t filtered for homophobic straights, like Mr. Ratburn.

We have never been the “safe” representation. We’ve always gotten crumbs, or been expected to support fake “lesbian representation” that’s just straight wank bait. Literally go fuck yourself trying to take away gay male reprenstation because you’d be more comfy if he didn’t fuck at all.

Show me one example of someone being murdered for not experiencing sexual attraction, then you can demand media representation.

What does this mean