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YoYo

@charminglyawkwardbisexual

ugly//awkward//bisexual asf//meme//youtube//Garrett Watts is my mom//he/they

weekend plans

the context here is that we were both autistic kids in the same middle school (circa 2012) who had the same reaction to emotional issues- to fucking fight people. since we got in trouble a lot for this we decided that instead of being angry at other people we would be mature and wait until after school before fighting each other. usually this involved name calling and being jackasses but often would result in wrestling/hitting if one of us was pissed enough. then we would walk home and chat about our day. it was very emotionally fulfilling and probably helped us out more then special ed ever did.

we kinda stopped doing this in highschool but remained friends, and our moms are friends also. they know we used to fight almost daily and think it’s real mature + kind of cute because at the time we were emotional WRECKS who were not afraid to lash out at others, so waiting until after school was a “huge improvement”. this meeting was just wrestling for old times sake. Platonic wrastlin between Two Dudes.

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Also can I just say. Some people really need to get it through their dumb thick skulls that racial minorities who immigrated to mostly white countries are going to have perspectives and opinions on things that the folks in their countries of origin might not. Like the morons on my yellowface post who were like "um well Japanese people in Japan don't care, it's always the Japanese americans who say shit about it" like yeah? Obviously? Asian folks living in a country where they're the racial majority are far less likely to be subjected to the same kind of racism/propaganda/caricatures etc. that Asian people in mostly white countries are. Like I cannot for the life of me think of any valid justification for thinking "well it's the IMMIGRANTS who have a problem with it so clearly it isn't an actual issue" how about you shut up

I remember reading books about the holocaust when I was a child, and they horrified me so much that the concept of white supremacy (what I grasped of it as a third grader) really scared me. Censoring books about "difficult" topics does not protect children; it fails them. Yesterday, I was driving to the grocery store, and there was a big group of nazis on the side of the busy road. They had banners with antisemitic mantras and a megaphone (god only knows what bullshit they were spewing). They had a big dog with them to keep people away, and there were police there. Protecting them. (Which is a whole different conversation) The holocaust is not ancient history. In the grand scheme of things, it is very recent. Recent enough that nazi ideology is present even in schools today. Children are not exempt from antisemitic influence, and at a time when they're still forming their beliefs about the world, it is so so important that they learn about the "difficult" parts of history. Children who don't learn about "difficult" topics, who don't grasp the severity or harm of white supremacist ideology will easily fall down the racism pipeline. It is absolutely imperative to teach children the full story of history, without glossing over the gruesome parts that make white people look bad.

a lesbian: actually I thought I was a trans man for a while and it turns out I’m just butch
a trans man: oh same! i thought I was a lesbian and it turns out im a trans man
nonbinary person: ive thought I was both and now i realized i’m neither! isn’t it cool how we can all talk about our shared experiences
people who come into my inbox: how dare you have anything in common. you’re invalidating literally every trans and lesbian person at the same time

This is why “queer” is so important for questioning people who know they’re not cishet but haven’t figured out every last micro-label yet, or people whose labels are changing over time, or for someone who doesn’t feel comfortable sharing every last detail of their journey, or, or, or. 

Literally no one:

Not a single soul:

Male authors:

[Image text from a novel:

"I like your mother. You have your mother's breasts."

"Her breasts."

"Great stand-up tits," he said.]

sorry I think we’re sleeping on

This author is either writing a parody or they’re an alien

this is Cosmopolis by Don DeLillo. it’s a really weird novel about a man going to get a haircut that’s also a pretty explicit criticism of the 1%.

the main character is a multimillionaire who’s so fixated on money and materialism that he’s basically forgotten how to be a normal human being and connect with people. that conversation above is him talking to his new wife. at one point, he even says something like, “this is good. we are having a conversation. this is what people do.”

how do you think the kronk voice actor feels knowing he’ll only ever be recognized as the kronk voice actor

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patrick warburton has a net worth of 30 million dollars which is the amount I will pay to end this disrespect right now

get fucking rekt OP

he has exactly one voice that he can do but lord knows that wont stop him and i respect that

You only need one voice when you have the perfect one.

this isnt necessarily good news but i hope we can all agree that if you are attacked by a puma and you kill it with your bare hands it should be socially acceptable to wear the pelt wherever you damn well please

spoken like a future puma victim

….why didn’t he shoot the mountain lion?

lol what are you, a gun cuck? cant kill a large predator with your own hands?

Fuck the Olympics. Putting the nationalism of it aside for a second, the absolute nonsense happening this year with it is ridiculous. Disqualifying Sha’carri Richardson for smoking weed after she found out from a reporter that her mother died? Absolutely disgusting. Banning BLM apparel and afro swimming caps? Straight up racist. Deeming two cisgender Black women (Namibia's Christine Mboma and Beatrice Masilingi) ineligible for female classification because their natural testosterone levels were considered too high? A direct consequence of transphobia that the queer community has been saying would happen, with some misogynoir as well!

Boycott the Olympics!

apparently i lost followers for speaking up, so i'm gonna say it again.

racists are not welcome on my blog. anyone discriminating other human beings for their race, gender, disability or sexuality is not welcome. anyone thinking they are superior to other humans are not welcome.

thanks for unfollowing.

teenagers have figured out that you can fake a positive covid test and get out of  school using lemon juice and the newspapers sending me push notifications about this seem to expect my reaction to be “oh no those horrible youths” when it is in fact “lmao based af”

adults have spent the last 15 months obsessing over forcing kids back into in-person schooling regardless of the risks and without vaccines or proper mitigation measures and now kids are using the pandemic to fight back against a school system that’s an oppressive mental health-destroying horror on its best day, and I’m supposed to think this is a bad thing? idk fellow grups it sounds like you fucked around and found out

Archive.org is facing a lawsuit

tldr: the Internet Archive/WayBack Machine is super important in term of archived content, billions of stuff are on there, and with the current event happening in the world like stated above,without this tool, it will be hard to properly document what took place. It will be easy for certain people to rewrite history. Dont let them.

DONATE HERE (post dont get much exposure with working links sorry)

 archive.org/donate/

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

IF YOU CANT DONATE THEN PLEASE SPREAD THE INFO

On twitter,tumblr,facebook,heck,anywhere you want,this needs to be talked about !

they’re being sued due to putting together an “emergency library”, essentially, in the wake of schools and libraries closing due to covid-19.

you can read about it in a few places. here’s one article on the subject, but there’s plenty to be found.

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Hey I just went to look to see if there was any new developments since this was posted (June 2020), And the actual trial as far as I know the trial will begin around November 2021. So this is still relevant.  Archive.org Blog |  Publisher’s Weekly 

We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

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sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

?????LOL

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hey op I’m fucking dying at these

Anonymous asked:

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

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same energy

there’s more

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SIGH

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here’s another one

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

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how does this get even worse

I think about once in a while...

We have another one...

I think American accents are cute I love hearing American cuties talking yes bitch show me how rhotic your rs are

Especially because I hear absolutely nothing but Australian accents and I'm so tired of it. I want an American girlboy gf. "Waahtermelon" yes bitch.

carr keys. starr worrs. superr duperr. etc

Music to my ears

Excellent work ladies

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