But what if it was all a dream
This is more unsettling. I know it's there. I know it should be there. I know this pristine landscape is hiding its horrors like teeth.
yea I'm not gonna lie I don't like this.
Alice Brasser (Dutch, b. 1965, Alkmaar, Netherlands) - Swim, 2022, Paintings: Oil on Perspex on Wood
Source: alicebrasser.com
Making Love With The Moon
Watercolor on Black Cotton Paper
2023, 24"x 34"
Blue Waterlilies, Nymphaea caerulea
After shoving Hansel in the oven, the witch turns to Gretel - who is currently fending the witch off with a gingerbread chair - and says:
“I can’t believe you thought a trail of breadcrumbs would save you. I mean, honestly, this is a forest! It’s full of animals. Honestly, the very idea that a dumb shit like you thought you could get the better of me is absurd.”
Gretel hits her in the face with said chair. To be fair to the witch, she takes the chairshot like a champ.
“Ow!”
“Did you know,” says Gretel, “that crows are capable of facial recognition?”
“Eh?” Says the witch, clambering to her feet and pulling a candy cane sledgehammer off the wall. “What’s that got to do with anything?”
“Not only that,” Gretel continues, “but they can remember both friends and enemies. And they’ll often follow people they remember as friends.”
The two fence with their sugared weapons for a moment, before the witch knocks the chair out of Gretel’s hands.
“Enough with the bird facts! Honestly, this whole attempted escape has been utter clownshoes. Get in the fucking oven!”
She seizes Gretel by the collar. Gretel immediately sandbags, letting her whole body go limp. This eminently practical defense forces the witch to try and deadlift her. Which is hard, as the witch often skips leg day.
“For example,” Gretel says, as the witch struggles and grunts, “if you feed crows a lot of breadcrumbs, they’ll probably start to see you as a friend and follow you in the hope of more food.”
The witch stops. Outside, she hears the thunder of wings.
“They’ll even bring you shiny things they find as presents!” Says Gretel, as a corner of the gingerbread ceiling is suddenly cut away by a large crow with a knife in its mouth.
“Oh shitballs.” Says the witch, as the crows descend. “I hope you know this is a great unkindness.”
“Technically,” Says Gretel, “It’s a murder.”
July 13th, 2023
HELP THEY SERVED EVICTION PAPERS! COURT ON JULY 20th. I went to the free evictions clinic I'm dead! I have no hope none of the protections apply to us.
Venmo- Kate-Havekost
Paypal- havekatart@gmail.com
Anyone able to offer legal guidance or an introduction to someone who could I would be grateful. I can't get call backs from law firms.
Watercolor On Black Cotton Paper
2022, 26" x 33"
Winter Cherries, Ashwagandha, Withania somnifera
I join the Discord server
I mute the Discord server
I'm never seen again in the Discord server
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#when you set out for revenge dig two graves#unless you’re hamlet#in which case you’re going to want to rent a backhoe (x) YOU’RE NOT LEAVING THAT IN THE TAGS BUDDY
July 12th, 2023
HELP THEY SERVER EVICTION PAPERS! COURT ON JULY 20th. I HAVE TO HIRE AN ATTOREY IMMEIDATELY. I NEED $5000 MORE FOR AN ATTORNEY OR SOMEONE WHO IS LICENCED IN DENVER TOP AGREE TO HELP PROBONO.