Charlotte Brown.

When you’re on the tumblr app and can’t add a reaction gif you be like

Sade Harrison (via timedoesnotexisthere)

Ummmm yeah I’m all for loving yr leg hair and whatever but I’m mostly here for girls with upper lip hair, cheek hair, hair between their brows, hair on their stomachs, hair on their asses, whatever. I don’t give a shit about anyone’s purple dyed pit hair when girls are still being shamed for having body hair that isn’t glorified by riot grrrl wannabe zines.

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

I love self care so much.

like hell yeah, take your bubble baths. light those candles. moisturize your whole damn body. drink tea.  take a four hour nap to recharge. put on cute socks & underwear. look at yourself in the mirror. think loving thoughts.

Jinkies

zoinks

Jeepers

Ruh-roh

They have meddled for the last time

My sister texted my dad yesterday asking to go to the mall and he said “i guess so” but today he took it back so she printed the text and this was the result

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

i feel like i’ve given birth to my first child

when you walk past your crush

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to

when are we gonna stop passive aggressively guilt tripping people for not knowing about under-reported events happening in entirely different countries than the ones they live in huh

*cough* have sex with me *cough*

i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me

Group presentations where no one knows what the fuck they’re doing

where is that picture of a cartoon cat wearing four high heels that goes around every halloween to help people with anxiety

Kurt Cobain didn’t die to become a cute tank top at Urban Outfitters

Can’t reblog fast enough

YA OR TO HAVE HIS SUICIDE NOTE ON A SHIRT