I love dusky pinks. this too is an earth tone, to the evolved mind
Competionist taking a massive L
Actually watched the video. I take it back
this just hit me that mcdoanlds play pins were just the child version of hampster cages. and 30 min in them did fix me.
what's a tumblr influencer? what am i influencing? my mental illness? 😭
Trans guys droppin titty for trans girls call that a transaction.
official boob post
Whenever I see an Ivan Aivazovski painting the sea monster in me goes absolutely feral
I see this and I've never wanted to sink a ship so much in my life I'm biting through wood as we speak
God if I saw this in person I'd straight up start slithering. Start writhing
The way he just *clenches fist* makes water light up from the inside. Ugh, I once zoned out in front of one of his larger paintings in a gallery and came to, like, twenty minutes later, smelling saltwater and tasting driftwood.
This is his largest painting ever. It is 2,8×4,2 meters large. That is about 9'3"×14'1". It took him ten days to paint. This is a guy who painted normal-sized paintings in an hour, two, tops, according to contemporaries.
He was utterly unique.
my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring
*holds your head in my hands* im sorry i let you down
I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you.
I need everyone to see this ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE
You know, as the concept of “zombifying fungi” becomes more and more popular, I notice it still referred to everywhere as like a “brain parasite.” So I guess a lot of people overlooked or forgot how in 2019 it was discovered that cordyceps and other similar fungal parasites leave the brain and nervous system completely untouched. They only control the muscles. They use chemical signals to make the muscles flex in real time where they want to go :)
It’s funny how many people are replying “but that’s worse!” like you didn’t know that’s exactly why I put a smiley
Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the gods?
To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause
I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid
it IS a phase, mom
show me a permanent state of the self, mom
Impermanence does not mean insignificance, mom
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The key to a happier life is being in a constant state of change and acceptance, mom
the tradition of making jovial and meanspirited insults at others over miniscule things like interests is long gone, mom
Thanks for helping me break out of ossifying miseducation learn and grow as a human, kids
Anybody want hot pockets?
by eric chakeen
You feel you’ve been here, once before, in a memory that was not quite yours.
A very powerful American toad creates ripples in water with his call. [Anaxyrus americanus] [x]
Very beautiful, very powerful.
Sire, the hoes are becoming rancorous.
This will not do. There is only one avenue left for us. Bring John the Baptist to give me head.
I have followed your clear instructions perfectly
