there are asexuals who are entirely disgusted by sex

there are asexuals who are fine talking about sex but aren’t willing to have it themselves

there are asexuals who like sex in theory but not in practice

there are asexuals who dont really care for it but are happy to do it for someone they love

there are asexuals who enjoy or even love the stimulation of sex but have no actual need or craving for it; its just like any other activity to do with someone and can easily be replaced with literally anything else

there are asexuals who do have a sexdrive but its only triggered by a strong emotional attachment rather than physical factors

there are a whole bunch of asexuals and if i hear “lol so ur like a plant” one more time i swear to fucking god

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.

It is keeping me alive

Cannot reblog this enough

Nice try Calum

kisshood

Me presenting a project

slavery:

UK: *legalized same-sex marriage*

Ireland: *legalized same-sex marriage*

New Zealand: *legalized same-sex marriage*

Mexico: *legalized same-sex marriage*

USA: *legalized same-sex marriage*

Australia:

Fuck off tony

I’m going to come out as bisexual to my homophobic parents on 1st January 2016, please reblog this and I will put your URL in a notebook and give it to them to show that people support me x

this is my new favourite gif

i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real

still laughing about it 3 hours later

Have you noticed her hair’s flying in the wrong direction?

this is just all messed up

Fortitude Valley - Brisbane - Australia (by Andrew Sutherland)

i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour

finally something to match my soul

If you haven’t seen this, it’s actually so black that if they made clothing out of it, it would just appear as though there was a photoshopped hole where your clothing is.

finally i can become the void

nice

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.