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this is the second time ive seen them in a dress.  What kinda show was this??

Bruh the dogs face

JDog’s smile and laugh is a gift to this world.

Happy Father’s Day.

Such a sweet father..

“Who would die first in the Apocalypse, and how?” 

Markiplier & Friends PAX Panel (Anonymous request: Apocalypse)

Me on my period

react to Dan’s 1st video: [x] [x]

Trick’treat ~☽ ✪ ☾ ☠

‘My my my, 

what big eyes you have’

Me @ Amphi Festival 2015.

me as a doc

nurse: THE PATIENT NEEDS OXYGEN

me: (moves a plant next to the patient) :D!

nurse: DOCTOR THIS IS NOT THE TIME

follow for sexual texts

Kirstin Taylor Maldonado.

Whoa

Sunny with a chance of gloom. 

Top / Skirt / Cameo choker / Shawl / Coffin Bag / Umbrella / Sunglasses / Gloves / Platforms

how fucking weird would it be if babies cried while they were still in the womb like can u imagine a woman walking around and there’s just this muffled scREAMING coming from her stomach

courtney what the fuck

fun fact: fetuses actually do cry in the womb. they can’t make noise though because their lungs are still filled with fluid. x

In the womb, no one can hear you scream.

what’s a fetus even cry about? Umbilical cord taxes? Why don’t they come out of their cushy baby cave and join the real fuckin world for a change that’ll give em somethin to cry about

pay rent you parasitic little fucker

I can’t not reblog this