there’s just something about the weight of a hammer in your hand. feels so right
*crouches to go into stealth*
the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed
idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it
getting wicked drunk on honeydew behind my shoe house and smoking a mint leaf that a caterpillar sold me for five acorns
The Pictish Wolf Stone, Stittenham, Ardross, Inverness Museum and Gallery, Scotland
Animatronic Donkey Kong treehouse used at the 1994 Consumer Electronics Show. The treehouse would constantly shake in a rhythmic motion while Donkey Kong’s silhouette could be seen in the window.
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Glad to see we’re all in agreement
Adult wasps love sweet sweet nectar, while their larva need MEAT! Happy pollinator week!
Sound on if you guys wanna know what a little King Vulture sounds like 👀
creachur… 🥺
btw if anyone wants to know what she looks like now. she’s one :)
Anonymous asked:
Best Pixar short?
the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him
Casey Jex Smith (American,b.1976)
Cat Man II, 2017
pen and colored pencil on paper
I feel like they should just print this out and hand it to any reporter dumb enough to ask about recovering bodies
^ that pairs really well with this quote too
my favorite part about this mspaint is how succinctly it depicts the Titan. it was just a fucking tube with titanium endcaps.
do you want to see a submersible that's capable of reaching the titanic and has been in operation since 1964? yes this has been in operation for almost 60 years:
look at how this thing was designed with safety in mind:
the part where the crew sits is entirely made out of titanium, and it's a sphere. why? because a sphere has less weak points than a cylinder. it's more or less uniformly strong in all directions
if you look at other deep sea subs that support a crew and you'll notice a pattern. while their superstructure that is not pressurized may vary, the pressurized compartments are spherical. take a look at this pretty comprehensive list of manned deep-sea submersibles and click through to some that are on the list of the deepest dives
I referenced the Alvin first because it was famously used to explore the titanic but the list goes much deeper (remember the titanic is at about 4000m depth)
Here's a cutaway of the Challenger. Notice anything?
the titanium sphere used to house the crew?
now look at the Titan:
its an accident waiting to happen.
the Alvin designed 60 years ago is still diving to the depths beyond the titanic, and has completed around FIVE THOUSAND DIVES because it was designed with safety in mind
the Titan got crushed into a billionaire smoothie maker because the CEO who commissioned it designed it to carry as many paying customers as possible for the lowest cost, and by his own mantra of "safety gets in the way of innovation"
you can't innovate your way around physics! the physics that led to the design of the Alvin in 1964 are the same physics that made gogurt out of you and your passengers mr stockton rush. no amount of free market entrepreneurial spirit is gonna make your tube go super saiyan at 4000m and prevent the mathematical certainty of physics from taking your life