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what a lucky break for me.
episode plots hinted at in the trailer + based on known titles
- they go to a mall for the first time
- colin robinson is running for office (possibly a season long arc with a specific episode where it’s foregrounded—“The Campaign”)
- nandor and nadja are news anchors??? maybe???
- guillermo isn’t turning as fast as he wants and laszlo is helping teach him (possibly “A Night Out With The Guys”)
- nadja is trying to help ghost!nadja lose her virginity
- nandor goes to a basketball game!!!
- and of course, SEANIE PRIDE PARADE featuring CROP TOP NANDOR
AND FINALLY NADJA DATING SOME WOMEN!!!! GOD FUCKING BLESS
WHAT TYHEEE FUCKKKKKK THE VAMPIRES ARE BACK
Are you seriously encouraging criminal activity on a blog with thousands of followers?
What We Do in the Shadows (2014) dir. Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi
What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what
do you mean a wikipedia page about us? or do you mean some baby is arbitrarily given the rights and responsibilities to update the paramecium article?
ok I did mean a Wikipedia page about us. But keep talking I like where you’re headed
What's your government-assigned Wikipedia page? (No rerolls. I am in charge of "1929 in Wales" now. Not a great year, some bad floods in November.)
shiv mentioning lady macbeth (who starts out the play manipulating her husband and is seen as a masculine soul in a woman’s body, whose femininity is her only hinderance) and then her and roman later on mixing gross shit together for kendall like the three witches making a potion and prophesizing that macbeth will kill his king… oooooh it’s so good it’s SO GOOD THIS IS CINEMA
My favorite sex act is called the 169 where two people engage in reciprocal oral sex and a 3rd person off to the side on the same bed as them lays perfectly still arms across their chest like a vampire and gets a wonderful beautiful nap
I'm sorry but this was always how it was gonna end. Shiv still in the cycle. Roman getting out. Kendall losing it all. Tom winning because he's a lap dog. Greg riding on Tom's coattails. Connor in limbo, still an afterthought.
It was all so complicated… You can’t explain it. It’s not what you think. You look at the old pictures and they all want you to think it’s all so fucking simple, but it was… well, it was…I don’t know what it was… I wasn’t what they say, you know?
being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.
