they have no idea how many headcanons and elaborate narratives i've been weaving about them for the past year

you just got press crow'd. reblog to instantly press crow your friends

HI BOB

I am going to Eat Him I am going to gobble him up and spit him out and gobble him up again

I love all of these people.

geno who?

Yes, twist my psyche into new and exciting shapes!

today is the only day you can reblog this

[ID: A screencap from the Simpsons of a rapper performing while wearing a large gold chain that says “Tuesday the 20th”. End ID]

You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2034.

hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called hoperemains that accurately and thoroughly combs through scripture and its (many) mistranslations, validates your orientation, and basically let’s you know that you’re not pissing off God. It’s insanely thorough and after reading through every page on the entire site it’s super helpful. Go check it out!

No no no! Jewish LGBTQ kinderlach! Go to Keshet! 

hoperemains is completely from a Christian perspective, and not pluralistic or interfaith at all.

If you reblogged the first post from me please reblog this amendment so the Jewish peeps can access this resource too! 

Trans Jewish kids, you can go to TransTorah as well!

Muslim LGBTQ kids, you can go to iamnotharaam! It’s run by a mod squad of different genders and orientations, and they take submissions from everybody!

–BB

MAY ANYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS BE ELEVATED TO THE EQUIVALENT OF SAINTHOOD IN THEIR RELIGION BLESS ALL OF YOU OH MY GOD.

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE IT’S SO FREAKING IMPORTANT TO ME AND ALL MY FOLLOWERS TO READ THAT DEAL WITH GRIEF AND GUILT WHILE BEING LGBTQ AND RELIGIOUS

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN WITH THE NEW HOPE REMAINS LINK: hoperemainsonline.com

THE LINK IN THE ORIGINAL POST NO LONGER WORKS. IT’S NOT FOR ANY BAD OR PROBLEMATIC REASON; THE DOMAIN JUST CHANGED.

on a personal note, all the above resources are so important to have access to, and the christian ones have helped me myself. queer religious people, you do not have to feel ashamed for how you were made, you do not have to choose between these two aspects of yourself.

its still salvageable right?

Riveting.

The blaster isn't entirely sure either...

It’s that day again y’all💀

:D