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Forgetmenauts Intro Post

Heya y’all! Since there have been a few posts/asks about the Forgetmenauts, I figured I’d make a introductory masterpost! If you think anything should be added, just lmk (ask, dm, in the replies, whatever ur comfortable with). All helpful links are attached to the end of the post <3

Created: 12/1/22

Last Edited: 3/3/23

FAQ

Is there a right way to start listening? Nope! You can jump in anywhere and anyway you want. If you really want advice on where to start, the general consensus seems to be a) listen to Gay Werewolf Murder Ballad or The Marriage of Bigfoot and Mothman first to get the vibes, then listen to the songs in album order, or b) go straight to listening to the songs in order. The main reason this is recommended is because some songs are explicitly connected to each other, so listening to them out of order first may be a bit confusing. Still, if that isn’t your speed, let me reiterate that there is no wrong way to listen.

Why are we called the Coven? Back in September 2022, the fmns found our little fandom here on Tumblr. In the notes of this post, mountaingnomes (one of the fmns) called us a “tiny coven” and the name stuck! I’ll link some other posts from that very eventful day bc it was quite a fun time.

I heard of two songs called Rusalka and the Shepherd Girl and Cottonwood but can’t find them, where can I listen? The fmns did a radio show which you can watch here where they played those two songs, along with some others! Cottonwood is the first song they play and Rusalka is at [27:00].

Miscellaneous Info

There’s a Dancing Plague music video on their youtube channel!

Also on their YouTube channel is a new song called “I Took a Zombie to Prom and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt”

They have a segment in volume 3 of the queer horror zine The Quiet Ones. It starts on page 47, but I highly recommend reading the short stories and poems before and after! There’s also a mini interview with each member that includes their pronouns <3

The fmns have an insta where they post announcements/updates. If you have insta, go follow and support them!

They also have a song called Daphne available on YouTube which I will link below

Helpful Links

KXSF Show (Cottonwood at 0:00, Rusalka at 27:00, our shoutout at 37:50)

Approximate Coven/FMNs Timeline (done by the lovely Rio)

Fan creations!

I’m not above plugging my mutuals’ or my own work, so here’s some fanworks for your enjoyment

The Day the FMNs Found us

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This is a map of the range of all giraffe species. By my count that puts them in just 16 countries out of the 54 in Africa (of which 5 are island countries with no territory on the continental mainland). That's 30%, quite a long way shy of all, and as you can see many of those countries that do have giraffes only have a tiny portion of their territory within giraffes' habitats

Wow, I knew they weren't in "every African country", but I didn't realize just how restricted their range was

Good teachers don't mind saying "I don't know" or that they need to look it up and will get back to you.

Not only that but giraffes in different areas have different patterns and it's so cool

Masai giraffes look cool af

The Masai giraffes are stuntin’ on the heauxs!

Masai Giraffe:

Reticulated Giraffe:

We’re all goin here right

Imagine if play was something encouraged in adults, places to run and jump and climb because it's fun

I never know what the machines do at the gym, but i will clamber to the top of the tower to slide into a ball pit

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I am 100% certain I would be in better physical condition if adults were allowed to play in ways that focus on fun and aren't competitive.

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I KNOW WHERE THIS IS.

I HAD MY HEN PARTY HERE IN 2009.

Tumblr, how could you do this to me???

Edited to add: upon reflection and searching out photos of said event, it might just be a VERY similar soft play place. Or they may have remodeled a bit. Either way, that was a SLAM back into some fun memories

if thousands of conservatives could quit bud light over making a SINGLE can with a trans persons face on it, you can quit chic fil a for them donating millions to anti lgbtq groups and harry potter for being written by the face of TERFS.

so this is what i've gathered from the memes and tumblr posts:

(please do not take this as 100% accurate. it's probably only like 78% accurate)

TITANIC II:

  • a few billionaires + a 19 year old + one other person(?) went into a "submarine" that wasn't actually a submarine
  • it was controlled by a VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER
  • and they were supposed to explore the titanic
  • and the submarine thingie didn't actually work and they KNEW THAT before getting on
  • and it imploded
  • and they all died
  • the only person anyone has sympathy for is the 19 year old bc he didn't wanna go on but wanted to make his dad happy
  • also celine dion is trending lmao
  • and fanfic is being written for the submarine (im slightly concerned)
  • oh and the company who made the submarine is called oceangate
  • this link. that's it, that's the addition.

RUSSIA:

  • there's a coup
  • and there's basically a civil war
  • and the person in charge of the coup said that he's trying to topple russia's military leaders
  • and ukraine just took back some of their land
  • also the troops stopped for coffee before fighting
  • important addition by @chimp-prolly-not-typing-hamlet: the rogue battalion that rebelled against Putin is a private paramilitary organization called Wagner’s Group which has been linked to far-right extremism and neo-nazism

GREECE:

  • the greek coast guard capsized a boat full of hundreds of migrants, killing 80 with over 500 people still counted as missing, and the eu won't even investigate (according to @socialist-microwave-laser, please go check this post for more info)
  • so yeah fuck capitalism actually

THE STOCK MARKET???:

  • logitech is NOT suing oceangate, that was a fake post

EXTRA SHIT:

  • andrew tate is being charged for rape and human trafficking
  • and apparently elon musk challenged mark zuckerberg to a jiu jitsu cage fight
  • and andrew tate offered to coach elon musk
  • the season finale of helluva boss came out!!! (s1e8)

yeah the world just decided to speedrun history today

(pls tell me if there's anything to add to this in the replies!!!)

this is kinda hard to articulate, but i'm going to try!

speaking as an aro who is not loveless and feels very strongly about platonic love in my own life; i'm really grateful for loveless aros. i'm glad for your existence, partially just because aros of all types are cool, but also because you let me know there were options! that i had a choice! and knowing that gave me the ability to step back, and look at myself, and say, "yeah! i do experience love! and i get to decide what that means!" because nothing is required of me, and i can define my own experiences! so, i'm grateful that you're all out there putting things into words, because i think you're helping everyone, whether they relate to you or not.

also! speaking as a cis girl who's struggled with gender roles and expectations my whole life (my family is very conservative); i'm really grateful for trans people! and i'm probably just going to reiterate my previous points, but it was so, so helpful for me to be able to examine myself, and ask, "am i really a girl?" and you know what? the answer was yes! but, again, i get to decide what that means! because, again, nothing is required of me, and i probably wouldn't have realized that if i hadn't known there were other options! so, again, i'm grateful that you're also out there putting things into words! because i think you're helping everyone when you do!

it's good to be able to figure ourselves out! it's good to have choices and options and identities and communities! it's good to have the opportunity to learn and grow and relate to people! and it's good to not relate to people too, because that's something else that you're learning about yourself! it's good to not be confined by other people's expectations of you, it's good to find genuine joy in your identities, it's good to walk down paths that others have paved even if you don't fully understand their experiences!

so, thank you, to everyone who helped break down the barriers of society's expectations, and in doing so, helped me along the way to understanding myself. i hope you all have an amazing day, genuinely.

(also if i phrased anything super badly or tagged this wrong, please let me know! since i'm not loveless or trans, i don't want to speak over anyone. i do want people to know how they've positively impacted me, though, hence the post.)

Here (1989) by Richard mcguire (raw magazine)

I hope you can forgive me butchering this comic, but there’s a lot of detail in the consistency here and a lot of people in the notes are saying they don’t get it. Here’s all of the panels chronologically, with a brief explanation.

The whole comic takes place in one room.

500,957,406,073 B.C. - The earth is slowly forming over many years.

10,650,010 B.C. - Dinosaurs roamed the earth.

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100,097 B.C. - Humans leave hand prints and make art.

1750 - Native Americans have a settlement with tipi tents at this location, implying that this is likely in the Great Plains region.

1850 - A native American man lays in the grass with a hatchet or tomahawk in his hand, presumably dead.

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1860 - European livestock is imported to the location.

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1860 - A sapling sprouts.

1870 - A farm is established at the location with pigs and chickens. The sapling has grown into a young tree.

1901 - Two men discuss the layout of a home to be built on the location. The sapling is now a fully grown tree and the farm is gone.

1902 - A builder starts constructing the foundation of the home. The tree casts a shadow in the background.

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1915 - A person in dancing shoes in the living room says that “life’s a lotta hard work.”

1920 - Someone carries a gramophone into the living room.

1922 - Two women are in the living room, one on the phone.

1929 - A radio in the living room says “right after a work from our sponsor”, someone in the room snarks that “money talks”.

1939 - An argument happens. “Can’t you listen! Don’t you have a brain in your head!”

1940 - New years party.

1944 - A gathering in the living room. There is a picture of cows on the wall.

1945 - A man on a seat says to “skip it”.

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1955 - Likely an argument. “Who’s a chicken!”

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1956 - A woman twirls her dress.

1957 - A man and a woman, who presumably own the house and have been together since the 1939 new years based on the hair, are in the living room. Their son is born at home and named William. They take care of him.

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1959 - William is two years old and playing with a striped ball.

1960 - William watches television. The second panel this year is unclear. A person is either falling or doing a handstand.

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1963 - William cries out because of the storm.

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1964 - William is told to smile for a picture.

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1965 - Another baby is present (William’s little sister), people are trying to get her to speak so they can catch her first words on tape recorder.

1966 - William watches a rocket launch on TV. It is probably the Gemini space program, and may be when astronauts Armstrong and Scott first launched into space and docket two spacecraft while in orbit for the first time.

1967 - William tells his mother that it is 5:30 while she plays the piano.

1968 - William’s sister’s birthday party. She plays Pin The Tail On The Donkey while their mother scolds him for stealing a cookie from the party tray.

1971 - William’s sister, now a teenager, brings someone a drink. She already thought to put ice in it for them. Despite thinking ahead before, she drops it and it shatters. The other person says “it’s only a glass.”

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1973 - William’s mom cleans.

1974 - William graduates high-school at 17 years old. His father sets up a curtain and takes a picture of him in his cap and gown in front of it. 

1975 - William’s birthday party.

1978 - William looks in the mirror while getting ready. He is listening to music and adjusting his hair.

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1983 - William’s mom cleans.

1984 - William is told to smile for a Christmas photo. A child plays with a trainset under the tree.

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1985 - William’s father (visibly more bald than him) looks through old photos. There are probably other people with him, but the panel only shows him.

1986 - William’s father wears what appears to be a paper novelty native American headband. William meets a woman at a party.

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1987 - William’s father rests on the living room chair.

1988 - A room of people is hushed so they can watch a projector.

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1989 - William’s father is looking for the newspaper that is in the living room. His vision may be getting worse with age since he couldn’t see it.

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1990 - William’s fahter on a rocking chair asks for the time. The family dog looks out the window.

1993-1996 - William’s mother cleans over the years, revealing the whole phrase she says each time she does it. “The more I clean, the more it gets dirty.”

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1997 - William tells his parents where he is in the house.

1999 - The room is empty. A mouse is caught in a mouse trap. A cat walks by.

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2000 - A new family moves in. A man brings in boxes.

2027 - William is an older man in a suit. He says, “It’s been 30 years since I’ve seen this place” and the woman who lives there tells him that hes free to look around. Later that year, her husband tells her that the man she knew who used to live there (William) has died in his sleep. She cuts him off, visibly pregant, saying “Honey?“. Given the start of the comic, where William’s mother starts saying the same thing, she is about to enter labor.

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2028 - Their child plays with dinosaurs. He plays with a toy model of the exact one that walked where his living room would be.

2029 - A fire occurs in the living room and is put out.

2030 - A baseball is thrown though the window. The house is demolished later that year, and the window is still broken.

2032 - The house is gone. The stump of the tree remains.

2033 - A group of men half-bury a large metal orb. There is later an ensemble band present, surrounding it. Two officiators stand next to it. It could be a memorial, or a time capsule.

I encourage you to reread the original order! There are a lot of details and themes present here.

class and gender presentation is a particular Thing for me cause like. I've been poor my whole life, like malnourished-since-seventh-grade kind of poor, and I'm quite feminine, and my femininity inevitably makes people read me as wealthy. when I was a young kid, my classmates would phrase it like I dressed "fancy" or "old fashioned" ("fancy?" I would think, looking at my outfit that was just a single dress, literally one dress, the most simple and easy outfit a person can wear), and as I and my peers got older, that changed to people thinking I was some kind of like, old money heiress. because girlies who get free school lunches are incapable of wearing perfume, apparently.

multiple times a semester, I would have to explain and re-explain to teachers that I couldn't pay for mandatory field trips or extra-credit private tutoring, and every time they would think I was lying because I was too smart and too feminine to be poor. in some circumstances, when I tried to speak out about queerness or misogyny, it would get dismissed as hysterical privileged whinging because I had the audacity to wear dangly earrings and sit with my legs crossed while talking about domestic abuse.

like I Know there are ways that certain standards of femininity are locked behind paywalls or incompatible with manual labor jobs, but I honestly think a lot of our perception of femininity as upper class comes from the way that femininity / womanhood (not the same thing, but often considered as such) are seen as artificial, fragile, and frivolous. I would stand next to my classmates, me in my threadbare sundress that I'd been wearing for eight years and them in their brand new designer athleisure wear, and they'd say "okay obviously you're going to play the rich bully in this educational skit about classism."

anyway. I've never played disco elysium but I love this screenshot so much.

One of the worst parts of current internet culture is that it makes good old fashioned complaining so difficult. I don’t wanna cancel anyone or bully anyone, I’m not trying to form a hate mob I’m not calling anyone out, i just wanna bitch about something. Because complaining is fun, good for you, even. Is that too much to ask? Where is the room for shooting the shit?

THIS. i’ve posted about this before because it really isn’t just internet culture. it goes farther than that and connects to how much censorship and book banning we’re seeing. i read a book a while back that i HATED. like, it sucked ass so bad. and i wanted to talk about that, especially because i had really like *parts* of it, and i wanted to dissect that in a complex and nuanced conversation.

but the book in question had recently been the target of a number of bans because it had queer characters in it. so how tf could i post something online that pointed out issues with this story that i hadn’t actually seen anyone complain about yet? i mean, i could i guess. but it would have felt dirty.

reactionary culture creates a society that views everything as a dichotomy of absolute good and absolute evil. with this kind of thinking, we’re only able to respond to any sort of criticism not with a nuanced discussion that allows people to let off steam or even learn something about themselves and others, but ONLY with canceling and harassing people or banning books or the like. anti-intellectualism at its most dangerous.

we should be able to complain that something just wasn’t for us and we’re irritated with it! or even that it *is* for us but we’re pissed about some element of it! shoot the shit!

we should also be able to have complex discussions about media that isn’t perfect without it getting removed from libraries. because perfection is impossible! our libraries will be empty.

Anonymous asked:

not trying to be rude or anything, but is this whole thing just an asthetic change or will you change your name, voice etc. too?

with a jokester like you it's hard to grasp whether this is like a legit thing you're doing or just you goofing around a bit

I know you're not trying to be rude, but why ask someone this in the first place? Even if it was just because "whoa look at how I look with all this makeup I put on and this maid dress, haha isn't it crazy how much different and pretty I look?"

Like who cares? Truly?

How would your life be any different if it was a joke?

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For what it's worth, in defense of the anon, in the past I have told REALLY BIG JOKES like when I said I joined mensa just because I thought it would be funny to annoy my friends in arguments by saying "well which one of us in mensa, me or you?" even though I do not respect mensa or the myth of IQ at all.

The problem is that when I make a joke of something, people assume that entire thing is something made up. A story to serve a punchline, ya know.

But that was not a joke either.

I do hope that answers your question, anon.

Honestly I feel like most results of those "best [insert thing here] polls are inacurate EXCEPT for the best forgetmenauts song because you genuinely do see it in the coven. The songs we talk aboit most ARE charlatan in red and rusalka and the shepard girl

I love "i would kill for you" ship dynamics but what about "i would stop killing" ship dynamic??

I would lay down my sword for you. I would change my nature and go against everything i've known. I would resist the easy way out of solving my problems. I would give up the adrenaline of battle to stay by your side and make tea instead. I'm not sure I know who I am without a weapon in my hand because I've had to fight for so long but for you I'm willing to try and figure this out.

It must be hard. To put down your weapon that's protected you for so long. It's allowed you to stay alive it's kept you from getting hurt--physically and mentally. Because you've never had to worry about a real relationship if you think you'll be dead at the next battle. And you feel naked without it and it feels like you're ripping off an extension of yourself. Are you even whole without it? Are you worthy of being loved if you can't prove it by risking your life? And yet they've found someone who's asking them for something much harder than dying in battle on their behalf. They've found someone who wants them to live. And that's much more terrifying.

This is why I love the “Covid is faked” conspiracies. Like really?? You think the WHOLE WORLD is working together THAT EFFICIENTLY?? Even the countries that hate each other? Wow cheers for the optimism

Look up the manhattan project you dipshits

You mean the project where the only reason there was any secrecy was that none of the people had any part of the wide reaching project (Oppenheimer, Einstein, and all the others were pretty much kept way away from eachother) and was almost brought down as a secret in the group by one of the guys being an amateur safe cracker? That Manhattan Project?

The one where everybody near Los Alamos knew that something big was happening, because they were actively hiring during the War?

The one that had so many close calls to they’re working on some kind of bomb that by the time the war was over you had people involved blabbing, to the point the Rosenbergs happened?

THAT Manhattan Project?

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The Manhattan project, the one that the editor of a science fiction magazine (I think it was Astounding) figured out was happening because all the physicists who subscribed suddenly changed their addresses to Los Alamos?

That Manhattan project?

We’re talking about the Manhattan project that Kodak had clearance to know about (and even got advanced warnings about tests) because they figured it out when radioactive fallout from the tests contaminated their x-ray film? That one?

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And that was still just one government using the fullest extent of their power to try and keep just one secret in a time before cellular phone cameras or the internet. Imagine thinking multiple, rival governments agreed to fake a virus to fool just some of their citizens into staying home from work, while also agreeing to pay billions of dollars to compensate them for it.

Some people have never had to work on a company computer and use company software and it shows. It won’t do its REGULAR function much less secret second functions.

If you think three companies could develop vaccines with chips in them and the same system could be used to talk to all three chips, you’ve never been in a household with two brands of phone