WHO THE FUCK CHOSE THIS PLAY STORE ICON
microwave mimic that just eats the food instead of cooking it
tags written by microwave mimic. "oh just reach in the moment the food is 1 second from ready. yeah your whole arm."
Me and my coworker were chatting in the office and suddenly a raptor came in and ate us.
It was talking and laughing like the Joker the whole time.
why is the name "Joker" Homestuck green
for your information, this is Tumblr's "Ross green" color (named after the Friends character)
why is the name "Joker" Tumblr Ross Green color named after the Friends character green?
That's better!
Homestuck is Ross from friends green
Nepeter mixes his testosterone with catnip but shhh dont tell anyone...... 0_0
Karkat, meet your new STEPDADDY! 😄😄‼‼‼‼💯💯🔥🔥
Did u guys miss me :333333 reblogs are appreciated!!!!!
i do love stories that start out with the protagonist going "hi!👋 😃 i am such a normal guy. the most average person ever.😄 an average joe even. i have no friends or enemies. i spend my time reading books and sing to myself on occasions. nothing to see here! ^^" and it turns out that not only are they a liar but also the most fucked up person ever. and a cunt
put me in the macbook launchpad. i feel so safe in there. it feels so comforting.
fern buddy are you like. okay.
it looks so safe in here
shiloh trying to explain what thoughts are to jessie
neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets
here are some more really good neoboards screenshots
how could you forget
today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy
Genuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid on the way? That’s fine. Cat too? Love cats.
My favorite moment with him is when he goes to get some prepped baking sheets and he does this fancy twirl with them in front of Jiji. Like, there’s no other people in the room, he does this to impress a cat.
I don’t think he ever says more than a whole word the entire movie, and I still love him more than most Disney princes based on this one moment alone.
And the part where he wanted to surprise Kiki by making that beautiful elaborate sign OUT OF BREAD to advertise her business and he was all anxious for her to get home and see it
But then when he sees her coming he gets all bashful and runs away 😭
the most underrated thing about the ghibli movies is how deeply they are love stories to working people, to the small folk, to moments of love and kindness. its not just about magic, many movies are about magic and fairytales. Its not only about the people in the stories, but about stories in the people. And they are just loveable.
"I pull lots of guys."
"I pull so many girls!"
Yeah well. I pull doors that say push.
HELL YEAH ‼️‼️‼️
Like and reblog if you love to PULL your PORK.
does that one pepsi design document that talks about the gravity and geomagnetism of the pepsi logo count as an occult text
100% there's not really anything else it could be
magic can truly be used for evil
Literally a sigil to effect the intangible properties of the idea of a soda.
Hey everyone, I've got some awesome news 😸🙌😂
I just started my part-time job at a local restaurant, cleaning tables. I had a great first day, and they were happy with my work. It's three days a week, four hours each day. But, I'll have to wait four weeks for my first paycheck, because they have a 2 week hold back. I'm so grateful to all of you who've helped me so far. Your support has made it possible for me to get a haircut, a gym membership for showers, and sturdy shoes for work. Honestly, I can't thank you enough. But I still need a little help. The job requires me to wear black slacks and a black shirt, and I've got to cover the cost of my meds for June until that first paycheck comes in. It's absolutely vital for me to stay on my prescribed medication, they play a crucial role in maintaining my mental well-being. So, I'm reaching out again, asking for some more support.
Even if you can't help out with money, just sharing my post or sending prayers and good vibes my way makes a huge difference. I truly believe that we're all connected, and your support is proof of that. Thank you for being part of my journey, for making things a little easier. You all are amazing.
$0/$342. Tuesday May 16
My goal is $342.
(Work clothes $100. - Meds needed for June $242.)
Thank you from the bottom of my heart for reading this and for any help you can give.
Even if you can't donate, please consider sharing my post. It might reach someone who can help, and just knowing that people care is the only thing keeping me going.
If you are able to help me I’m in Canada and the only thing available here is PayPal and e-transfer, we don’t have any cash apps available. Thank you for considering me. 🙏
PayPal : MelodysFyAndMe@gmail.com
If you prefer to not use PayPal I have e transfer set up. It works like a cash App. Works the same way as it would to make a purchase on line, you log in to your bank and send the amount you choose and it will automatically deposit.
My e-transfer : pinkbloomings@gmail.com
Anime and manga will really issue canonical heights and weights for their characters and always undershoot the weight by a comical amount. They will show you a cast of buff shredded 6'0" people and tell you with a straight face that they're all 110 pounds.
Hermit a day: except I only do Impulse and I’m a day late! :D
Anyways, Dragon impulse!!



















