Lucifer *the whole damn show*: I’m the devil
Chloe: no
Chloe *figures out he’s the devil*:
Right, well, I was just on my way out to meet the Brittanys, but I suppose they can occupy each other. Great. Then have a seat.
Chloe Decker: Not today, Satan
Lucifer: You’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. If it’s something I said, please just tell me
I had an epiphany, of sorts. You deserve someone worthy of you and that isn’t me.
A devil emoji? That’s it. I’m speaking to a copyright lawyer today.
Lucifer Morningstar
All of humanity’s sins are the Devil’s fault, right? I mean, I thought you knew different, but I was wrong. You’re just like all the others.
Dr. Linda after the 78th time Lucifer comes close to losing Chloe by withholding his true feelings for her: So, are you going to tell Chloe now? ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
Lucifer Morningstar, biblical moron: Tell her what?
Dr. Linda:
Lucifer: Fuck the police!
Chloe, confused: I’m the police.
Lucifer: winks
1x09 | 3x24 ♡ “Give people different options, different circumstances will they themselves end up different? […] Sometimes it isn’t the right moment in someones life to make a certain choice, and no matter how badly you want to nudge them in the right direction… you know they need to find it on their own.”
writing-multifandom-deactivated
Lucifer: *is literary the devil* *has a demon face*
the fandom:
Random headcanon : Lucifer’s wings glow brighter when Chloe is near him. And the closer she gets, the brighter they shine.