you can try to pixelate it all you want shibasaki. i know you drew marge simpson hitting the fattest bong rip on that shirt
Concept:
Harry's telling his dad about his life while Norman's mostly tuning him out. Harry picks up on this and sheepishly moves to the doorway. Says he needs to meet the Coffee Bean Gang anyways. "Alright, son- huh?!" Norman's head snaps up. "YOU'RE IN A GANG?!"
Cut to The Coffee Bean. No one asks why Harry answered yes in the moment. They know there is no good answer, so it is not worth asking. "What do I do now?" Harry asks his friends. The other four huddle up and pool their brain cells.
"So are we just a bunch asshole kids who beat people up and break stuff, or are we an actual organization?"
"We can do the first one easy."
"Yeah but the name makes it sound like we're smuggling coffee or something."
"Are we Colombian?"
"I know a guy who will pretend to our supplier for $50."
"Do we have $50?"
"Harry might."
"Guys this is NOT what I mean!"
I love lying to kids. It's so fun. My coworker's daughter said she speaks 2 languages and I said I spoke 17,000 and she narrowed her eyes at me and was like "... no you don't" and it was the cutest thing.
The last time I saw her I told her I was a "half-magician" that can only do 50% of a trick, and I showed her how I can tear a piece of paper in two but can't make it come back together, and she got soooo annoyed with me. Absolutely adorable. Lying to children is the best
The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter
i couldnt put this on the post itself but i wanted to give this tag a medal of honor
he watched lilo & stitch once and decided to learn how to surf
with the added bonus that sonic can’t bother him if he’s in the water
Knucks is gonna be so pissed at Nine if they are going to interact again since I don't think they really sorted out the whole "Yoinking the shard and leaving the resistance in the Council's clutches" ordeal
This but nine.
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Yeah i’m not concerned about ball lightning. Or really any unexplained atmospheric phenomena. Anyway goodnight man
(I put my phone down and fall asleep. Shortly afterwards a sphere of electricity floats into my room through my open window, and explodes)
Right as we speak there are millions of lovely trans girls with heavenly voices who think their voice is bad. It's tragic. It's so miserable they're so hot and lovely and angelic but can't see it. Pray to whatever god you want to for them
Everytime a mutual reblogs this and tags it "ohhh but not me tho" I'm gonna reblog it again.
You absolutely fools, your falling right into the ops trap. Show yourself some empathy!
Trans girl voices are so fine and I wish I could hear them all 😍
I knew having Redditors cross-train on Tumblr would produce weird fucking magic.
It gets better. This Redditor went the full Goncharov.
Glorbcharov: Dishonor Among AI Thieves
actually you know what that's exactly it i would rather someone add 5 parantheticals after every sentence than use tone indicators it's 1. accomplishing SO much more in terms of clarity 2. extremely funny to look at depending on how they're used
observe:
"is this real? /gen" — i thought /gen meant "general" for ages. i would not be able to understand this on first sight a few years ago and is thus ineffective
"is this real? (genuine question)" — i fully understand this without issue
"is this real? (genuine question) (can't tell) (very realistic) (looks real) (scary) (photoshop?)" — is not only incredibly clear it's also very funny to read all of these thoughts stapled together while also in their own parentheses. it's also the most useful because now i can actually address all parts of what they are asking me with as much specificity as BOTH of us need
Batman is so focused on losing his tiny shadow that he doesn’t realize there are actually three of them.
aka wanted to play with dynamic duo dynamics and i couldnt decide whether to give bats a kid, a preteen, or a dick hilariously close in age, but then, epiphany: all 3 at once. batdad speedrun
btw timmy got the other two interested in following batman around so they basically adopted batman, really
as my own direct immediate list of game grievances i hate that stardew valley expects you to side against a wheelchair user who is upset that he was moved without his consent. i hate that the mass effect trilogy gives you visible scarring as a direct result of choosing mean dialogue and heals it if you're nice. i hate that the vampire the masquerade ttrpg has a monstrous player class that can appear as horrible vampiric monsters or as visibly disabled people and both of these appearances are mechanically the same. i hate that dark souls games have a difficulty level implemented in a way that cannot be adjusted for disability. i hate that i can play as a mermaid or a werewolf or a horse in the sims games but can't use a wheelchair. i hate that the ace attorney games have so much flashing and not all of the games can disable it. i hate that disability is constantly something that happens to teach a lesson, i hate that disability is something that happens as a punishment, i hate that disability is either compensated perfectly with no drawbacks or something that is endlessly sought to be cured. i hate that no character customization will ever include the mobility aids i use, that the player avatars that represent me will never look like me. i am so goddamn annoyed and so goddamn tired.