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Lab shenanigans

@chaoticlegionsystem

help my girlfriend's Raichu won't stop destroying the place and Prof Blue Oak is too pure for this place

im gonna start collecting a list of the funniest phrases in the english language

so far ive got

  • get his ass
  • thats the bitch (when referring to an object/type of creature)
  • fat fuck friday
  • shouting “fuck yeah dude” and hyping something up when someone does something minor like opening a jar of jam
  • does man care

feel free to add your own

  • calling someone / an inanimate object a whore over absolutely nothing

i want that twink obliterated

• calling everything sexy

Calling everyone Bean

Remy it is! I'll send you a picture of her when I get the chance Blue. She's really sweet and the other Pokemon seem to like her just fine! (I am freaking out I still can't believe you're actually responding to me and my kitten just died so this makes my day a lot better) I'll give you updates on how's she's doing.

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yeah, that’d be good

(i hope you’re doing alright!) 

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Day 3- Bait

What better bait than a hard plastic bobber? A literal ANGLER fish for day 3, went for a simple design that conveys its purpose through its pose.

Lureal- Water type Dex- Using the bright, floating lure, Lureal will stay by the shoreline casting into the shallow seas it lives near. They would cast 24/7 if they could, often stockpiling the successful catches in a tide pool it will guard with its life. If they start going days without catching prey, they will often leave to find a new body of water.

Day 4- Freeze

I decided to tie day 4 into day 2, this is the primary prey for Lyssathrope. This is based on a rabbit I know irl who is very jittery and is not a fan of being picked up. 

Jitrabit- Normal type

Dex- When they get startled, Jitrabit will freeze on the spot. While they are fast runners when not caught off guard, they are hopelessly frozen in the event of a surprise attack. Lone Jitrabits often don’t last long, they rely on their warren or loving trainer to keep an eye out.

Starting to like these and will probably end up using them.

Lureal & Jitrabit © slickedbackArtisan Do not copy, steal, or use.

My name is in this I don't know how to feel about it my dude...(Lyssathrope dude it's even the correct spelling of my name without thrope)

“No one really said force fields had to be aggressive. I thought you should be able to touch it without harming yourself.”

”So, you studied for 8 years to learn about 3D engineered force fields with layers of imaginative/responsive textures toooo… what? Make instant stairs? Ladders? A fancy house?”

“No no no, I just wanted to make holographic animals you can actually pet.”

“…Soooo, why not just get a reg-“

“Pokémon.”

“Do you take cash or card?”

Blue Oak is a babe

Blue Oak talked to me???? How am I supposed to respond????

Me and my girlfriend's Raichu, Thunder! Baby sitting a Raichu is much harder than I thought...