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I have realized that the perfect form of media must have a delicate balance between absolutely heart wrenching pure emotional devastation and the most ridiculous nonsense you have ever seen in your whole life
you know for someone who gets called a failure as often as he does qi rong really carries himself with the confidence of a man who got into a fistfight with god in a denny's parking lot and won and ngl i kinda need that energy for myself in my life
Are you a “I don’t check my notifications. I have 2538 unread emails” mentally ill and/or neurodivergent person or a “ I have to check all my notifications because that little red bubble in the right corner of every app fucks with my vibe” mentally ill and/or neurodivergent person?
I am passionate about the fact that hua cheng is not the one who defeats bai wuxiang, but the one who breaks xie lian's shackles through a kiss for him do it, because I think we are unable to fight the fights of those we love for them, but we can always, through love, remind them of their own power.
He Xuan: It’s dark in here
Shi Qingxuan: Don’t worry dude I got this
Shi Qingxuan: *Stomps their feet*
Shi Qingxuan: *Skechers light up*
*Xie Lian being the poetic teen by saying ‘Body in Abyss, heart in paradise’ somewhere in the world. *
Jun Wu:
the cave of ten thousand gods is so funny, like
Feng Xin and Mu Qing: ????? holy shit he's practically been stalking you all this time? he followed you around everywhere when he was still alive?? he painted murals and carved ten thousand statues of you??? what the fuck, he's insane and creepily obsessed with you. this is not normal. you need to get away from him.
Xie Lian, also certifiably insane: omg he did all that? for me? 🥺🥺🥺🥺
My three biggest learnings from tgcf:
1. Hold those grudges deep and see yourself become a powerful Supreme.
2. Tell your friends that you want to be friends with them NOW. Don't wait till they have to save you from flowing lava waterfall.
3. Everything becomes fine after a certain number of years so do whatever you want.
Bonus: Nothing is embarrassing if you have no self worth to begin with.
jun wu: i thought of you for this mission but it might be inconvenient because hua cheng might be the culprit and you have a good relationship with him xie lian: it’s not inconvenient at all, please let me go where hua cheng is
Xie Lian: I'm so unlucky. It makes me clumsy. Always tripping, falling down. Often dropping food on the ground. Everything falls down around me. Houses I build collapse, things I own are broken in no time. But I've gotten used to it!
Hua Cheng: Dianxia, here, hold this. 💍
Xie Lian: .....
xie Lian: I feel like you're not hearing me.
hua cheng about xie lian’s “most trusted person”: his highness is too trusting sometimes :( i wish that person was me but i know it couldn’t be :(
xie lian about hua cheng’s “beloved”: that person is such a tasteless freak if /i/ were san lang’s beloved i would never take him for granted he’s so handsome and capable and strong and charming and funny what kind of fucking idiot wouldn’t love him back
“hua cheng would do anything xie lian asked of him” no he fucking wouldnt lmfao the first thing xie lian ever asks him is to live and then hua cheng proceeds to die three times for him