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the handler going from watching phoenix nearly die repeatedly with little to no reaction other than like. being a bit surprised they're alive. to being terrified when they disconnect the jumper cables and screaming when they fall. yeah

Aight, hear me out. The Handler and Agent Phoenix are literally the more functional versions of The Narrator and Stanley. Literally the exact same dynamic except those two manage to work out their problems without going to marriage counseling.

Boy the collective tumblr boyfriend has had a really go of it lately huh

Reblog to give the Tumblr boyfriend a juice box.

Drowning him?!?!?!?

More. MORE!

JUICE HIM!

Ok. So.

The average Juice Box holds between 4-32oz of juice

And the average swimming pool holds between 18,000 and 20,000 gallons of water

Converting 18,000 gallons to ounces means that the average swimming pool holds 2,304,000oz of water on the low end

So I did some math and 2,304,000 divided by 32 equals 72,000.

When I started this process, there were 640 reblogs

72,000 - 640 = 71,360

So, if we assume each reblog is a large juice box

We need 71,360 more reblogs to make the collective Tumblr boyfriend swim in juice

Reblog 72k times to give a good boyfriend a juice pool reward.

Like to give him swimming lessons or at least arm floaties.

People are really exercising the "R" desktop shortcut on this post

Ooohh

Gives me vibes of like a rock dragon or cave dragon

Made of rock/cave

Idk if it breathes fire

But maybe it’s the protector of those cave ecosystems that exist?

Tagging my dragon lover mutual @chaoticgoodthief 🥰💕

Oh yess, That's a cool dragon. Look at those lovely spikes, that vibrant purple. I looks a bit bat-shaped to me (which is really neat not gonna lie) but still has that serpentine appearance. I say not fire. Hard ro make fires in caves. It may not always enough oxygen and could end up suffocating itself. That tail, though. That tail looks pretty deadly. (thanks for the tag evil pal, this is so cool!)

thx for the tag @sstrawbearies

Rules: Tag 10 people you want to know better!

Relationship status: single

Favorite colour: red

Song stuck in head : Mr. forgettable by David Kushner

Last song I listened to: Ghosting by Mother Mother

Three favorite foods: bread sticks, Mac 'n cheese and flan <3

Last thing I googled: Detroit zoo

Dream trip : Alberta

Anything I want right now : a new bedroom door

[no pressure of course! also sorry if I tagged you and you already did it lol]

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THANK YE FER TAGGIN ME SATURN LOVE YE <33333

Rules: tag 10 people ye want to know better!!

Relationship Status: Single and on the Aromantic Spectrum!!

Favorite Color: BLUEEEEEEE 💙💙💙💙🐦🐦🐦🐦🦕🐳🐋🐬🐟🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

Song stuck in Head: The Edge by Casey Lee Williams :DD (RWBY brainrot REAL)

Last song I listened to: She Knows my Name by The Family Crest!!!

Three Favorite Foods: Watermelons, Bread, and Dark Chocolate :DD

Last thing I googled: How to spell laser fgsvbdvhvb I CAN'T ENGLISJ

Dream Trip: Visiting online friends <3333

Anything I want right now: Hmmmmmm uhh... maybe for my chores to be done so I can draw dgdvjg

Thanks for the tag!

Rules: Tag 10 people you want to know better!

Relationship status: Single.

Favorite colour: Don't have one, but usually say blue when asked.

Song stuck in head : I was humming Tot Musica earlier.

Last song I listened to: I have Touch-Tone Bubblegum on loop right now.

Three favorite foods: I guess pasta, ice cream, and lemons. (These are just things I can think of.)

Last thing I googled: Was looking up cute pig pictures.

Dream trip : Probably going back to London to see family.

Anything I want right now : A large box of candy.

thank u for tagging me!

Rules: Tag 10 people you want to know better!

Relationship status: single !!

Favorite colour: PINK its such a huge part of who i am. i am a pink enjoyer

Song stuck in head : miss parallel world by soutaiseiriron

Last song I listened to: kagerou days by jin

Three favorite foods: sushi pasta and just straight bread honestly

Last thing I googled: white gilgamesh recipe

Dream trip : osaka again!!!

Anything I want right now : a break.

im leaving this open tags sorry im very tired <3

Relationship Status: Taken by bf! <333

Favorite Color: Sparkle!

Song Stuck In Head: "Ditto" By NewJeans

Last Long I Listened To: "Heart Light" By H1-KEY

Three Favorite Foods: Sea Salt Popcorn, Strawberry Mentos, and anything my Mom cooks lol.

Last Thing I Googled: 60 out of 70 grade

Dream Trip: South Korea!

Anything I Want Right Now: SUMMER VACATION!

Tagging: @princessrainbowpastel @elusive---ivory @queenspinoodle @nightsoulvixen @luna-sheep AND ANYONE ELSE (mutual or not) who wants to play!

Relationship Status: Who's asking?

Favorite Color: Orange

Song Stuck in Head: Surprisingly, nothing

Last Song Listened to: "Crack Addict" by Scott Cramer

Three Favorite Foods: Rice porridge, fried rice, chicken tikka masala and rice

Last Thing I Googled: How long ago was the Cambrian Explosion?

Dream Trip: Jorvik

Anything I Want Right Now: KNIFE MEC

Relationship Status: Very, very single.

Favorite Color: Purple

Song Stuck in Head: Nothing now, that only really happens after listening to music recently

Last Song Listened to: ...um I think it was Icarus by Bastille... I'm not sure

Three Favourite Foods: Do I have to choose three? ...ok... um... Apple crumble, burritos, meatball sub

Last Thing I Googled: Like recognises like

Dream Trip: ...really anywhere that I can meet one of the writers, artists, youtubers, etc that I admire.

Anything I Want Right Now: An idea of what in the world to do with my life... or a anti-writer's-block spell. Either works.

@feline17ff @itsmyturnonthegender @chaoticgoodandi @sweaters-and-vertigo I don't have many friends sorry I've tried my best

04/10/23

Dear writers, artists and creatives,

Every time you receive a meaningful compliment on your work, WRITE IT DOWN!  And then, when that nasty self-deprecating voice speaks to you, and you question whether or not your creative practice is worth it, read through this list.  You will be reminded of the magic your work brings to the world, and it will be easier to show up for your art.

Sincerely,

MD Luna

P.S.: Buy yourself flowers too—you deserve it!

sex should be accessible and abundant for those who want it. disabled people are sexy and deserve to feel good too!! whether it's solo or partnered or something in between, we deserve orgasms just like everyone else does

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Hey disabled and other friends who AREN'T radfems or TERFs, please listen

this post has been taken over by radfems. this is our sideblog and we are struggling trying to block people or something else. we already got three anon hate kys asks before we turned off anon asks there. PLEASE show some support on this post if you can.

we need your help.

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your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

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venusisfortransbians

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

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little-rat-bastard

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB…

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

date of origin: August 9th, 2018

The unbridled joy of seeing this pass by again, spotting the little red heart like “ah… my old friend. Spongebob Human Anatomy Squarepants.

Based on this post. For my nefarious pal-o'-mine @feline17ff

(I probably put way to much effort into this but here we go)

I LOVE THIS! 😍

The sunglasses — I'm a hacker?! 🤩

And yes, defend the Internet Archive... or else 🗡😤

How did you do the fonts for Codex and Charming? I love Codex's font!

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! 💞💞💞💞💞💞

No problem evil buddy! Since it is way easier for me to draw digitally, I was able to easily change the text colour and font. However, I can't remember the exact font I used (but I could try find it for you if you want).

For the hacker aspect, I noticed that Codex sounds a lot like a hacker name (Code X, you know). The binary actually is translatable, in case you're interested (It's the same thing on both sides, just to save you time)

So glad you liked it!

But SIR that's my emotional support unedited 8000+ words of an in-progress fic I can't publish yet because it's not chronological

We got so many "emotional support unedited 8000+ words of an in-progress fic, we can't publish yet because it's not chronological" 🤣🤣🤣

so so SO many 🤣

Some of them live imside my brain rent-free and I can't even hate them for it

Health and ability is mostly about luck. It's not a direct consequence of making either good or bad choices. You can't always avoid disability by making the right choices, and we need to kill the widespread assumption that you can. Because if you think health and ability is fully within people's control, then you will assume that disabled people MUST be doing something wrong and/or that they are failing to do enough. And that just isn't true. This world isn't fair like that. People who do everything right can be severely disabled for life, just like people who never cared for their health can be fully abled for 85 years. Of course habits and lifestyle can affect health in some capacity, but it's mostly a game of luck and chance

Mental health / neurodiversity too!

I try so hard, I try to make the right "good" choices

But something always goes wrong, I always make some mistake somewhere that snowballs

While my good efforts go unappreciated

hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

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soulsoaker
  • socks are quieter than bare feet on tile/wood and for the love of god don’t wear slippers/shoes if you can help it
  • climbing ON the furniture will disrupt the pattern of your footsteps and make it harder to hear where you are in the house
  • crawling will do the same and if you get caught crawling you can pretend you fell 
  • the floor near the wall can be really loud if the floorboards/carpet is old and not completely flush to the wall
  • do NOT attempt to use a rolling chair to travel without footsteps. they are extremely loud and hard to steer

Also. Breath with your mouth and not your nose. Your nose will whistle. Trust me. If you need to get into your fridge, jab your finger into the rubber part that seals the door closed and create a tiny airway. This will prevent the suction noise when you open the door. When drinking liquids (juice mostly), pour out your glass (or chug from the jug) and replace what you drank with water. If it was full enough in the beginning, no one will notice. DO NOT STEAL ALCOHOL. THEY WILL NOTICE IF IT’S WATERED DOWN. Bring a pillowcase for dried foods like cereal and granola. It helps to muffle the sound it makes when it pours.

If your house has snack packs (like gummy bears or crackers or chips), count them every day until you know the rhythm that they get consumed. (This took me a week and a half with my twin brother and sister). Then join the rhythm when you make your nightly visits. It will be that much harder to figure out it was you.

KEEP A TRASH BAG UNDER YOUR BED FOR WRAPPERS AND STUFF BUT DONT FORGET TO THROW IT OUT WHENEVER YOU CAN. BUGS YKNOW. Hope this helped.

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2srooky

I might have some useful info to add.

-a jar of peanut butter is long lasting and easy to hide under a bed or in a dresser drawer. I lived off of jars of peanut butter and boxes of saltine crackers I would buy on grocery trips with my mom.

-two words: Slipper Socks. These are the socks that have rubber designs on the bottom for grip. They make no noise, and also keep you steady on slicker surfaces like tile and wood. You can find them cheap at Walmart. They also keep your feet more protected if you’re outside.

-if you’re secure enough in your room to have a small food stash, make sure you’re not too obvious about it (duh) but also move its location every few days. I kept mine in a shoebox under my bed, then switched it to a backpack in my closet, then wedged between my bookshelf and wall, and I would cycle locations until i moved it permanently to a false-bottomed drawer I installed in my dresser when my father was gone for a weekend. I would NEVER put food directly into my stash after taking it. I would keep it in pockets of my clothes and between books until everyone went to sleep, then I’d stock and stow my stash for the next few days.

-get a water bottle with a filter in it. I used to be able to reach my bathroom from my bedroom door down the hall using a huge step or minor jump/leap. If I was afraid of being caught at night, I’d fill up the humidifier tank we kept under our sink while I took a short shower, and would refill my water that way. It might not be the best option, but I kept a small stockade of water under my bed for emergencies.

-if you can, smuggle your garbage out in your backpack or purse. Dispose of it at work/school. I got caught twice by carelessly throwing away packaging.

-if someone knows the situation you’re going through (close friend/partner/etc) see if there’s a way for them to get food or other supplies to you at school or work or what private time you may get. A hidden first aid kit literally saved parts of my body before and I owe it to a close friend.

-try learning the building’s natural rhythm. The house I grew up in would creak and settle heavily every night for 3-5 minutes. That was my shot, and I had to be QUICK. I still got caught a few times, but learning the patterns in our floors and walls, when they creaked, WHERE they creaked, kept me going. Eventually I was sprinting in slipper socks to the kitchen and back in less than 90 seconds.

-if you have stairs, or live upstairs. Sit as you go down them one at a time, or climb up them like an animal. It keeps you low/out of lots of motion sight, and also can reduce noise and creaking by distributing weight over more than 1-2 steps.

-You can use common hand sanitizer to remove the stains certain snack foods leave behind (coughs cheeto fingers) and a dry toothbrush can help scrub the color off your tongue. If you can get powdered toothpaste or toothpaste tabs to keep on hand, it makes a huge difference in sneakiness.

-I don’t recommend going for dried foods like granola or cereal unless you can sneak it to a secure place to get it. It’s too loud, it’s a gamble every time for something with less caloric intake than it’s worth if you get caught. Of course, there are times when that’s the only option!!

-if you’re taking milk, add water, but be SURE to shake/agitate the bottle to distribute the dairy fat with the water. I got into the habit of shaking milk jugs when I started sneaking it, and explained the habit as something I read in an old comic strip my father showed me. (Back when whole milk had a lot more cream fats and they’d separate, so shaking it would redistribute the cream.) I still shake milk jugs to this day.

-if your windows open or don’t have screens, eat leaning out an open window. Any food mess will be lost in the dirt. I was lucky I had bushes and birds outside that would catch my granola bar crumbs before anyone could notice.

-canned goods are tempting, but not worth it. It requires too many tools (can opener/strained sometimes/utensils/some need heat) stick to thinks like various nut butters (sunflower/peanut/almond), crackers, dried fruit, and easy to conceal food bars (nature valley/nutrigrain/etc.) dried ramen packets are good uncooked if you can stand the texture. Apple sauce and pudding cups are also easier to sneak and stash than one might think, and can be eaten with your fingers. The only canned foods I recommend are condensed soups and precooked pasta (spaghetti-o’s). You can easily mix them with a little bit of hot water from the tap and get something more sustaining than a handful of captain Crunch. The cans are cheap, sometimes recyclable, and drinking soup takes way less time than chewing solid food.

-if you menstruate, attempt to stash pads/tampons in a safe location. Sometimes shit happens. Pads can work as bandages in emergency situations. Sometimes shark week comes unexpectedly. If you can sneak a roll of toilet paper or paper towels, these are also life savers.

-plastic utensils from takeout containers can be hidden inside socks and will be worth their weight in gold when you least expect it. I bought myself a tiny plastic bowl from the dollar store and kept cheap trinkets in it on my desk so it didn’t seem like a bowl I was eating out of. You could try this with something like a mason jar, which is also useful for drinking out of or storing water.

-if you’re eating a crunchy or solid food, try soaking it in water. Mushy food can be repulsive in texture, but I could clock the sound of someone eating a nature valley oat bar from like 6 miles away. Dunking it in water (or using a secret bowl+water) can reduce noise, and also eating time since you don’t have to chew as much.

-keep a laundry bar or tide pen on you. Laundry bars are super useful, a little hard to find though. I washed a lot of stains out of my clothes with laundry bars in my bathroom sink as a kid. Not proud if it, but it kept me flying under the radar at school.

-clear rubber bands, plain twine or string, paper clips, and thumb tacks. Indescribably useful. I once rigged a system to open tricky cabinets and get objects from inside using two paper clips and a foot of plain string like a mock lasso system.

-if you’re pulling objects from tall cabinets, use your chest or stomach to cushion them. Let them fall into your torso and then into your hands cradled underneath. Not as loud, not as much grabbing, if someone sees it they can mistake it for it falling on you by the body language.

-get a bandana. Or four. Napkins, bandages, tool, and accessory all in one.

-get a tiny sewing kit. I’m talking 3 needles and a spool of thread tiny. Scissors if you can sneak it. See things into your clothes. Make hidden pockets or compartments. Threadbanger on YouTube did a video a few years ago about sneaking things into music festivals using tiny clothing mods, but they may be useful in sneaking money or medicine.

-on the topic of sneaking money. don’t take bills, take change. If your abusers don’t meticulously count their nickels and pennies, they’re an easy(ish) way to build up a tiny savings pool. I found nickels the least noticed coin I took, even more than pennies, and taking two every few nights from where they’d be tossed on our countertop soon built up to a semi-reliable fund I passed off to someone to get me food for my stash without having to sneak it from the kitchen. As soon as I became “independent” in my food storage, I was subjected to much less scrutiny. I managed to build up a solid 1-2 week ration supply after hoarding change.

-you can tape SD cards to the inside of book dust covers(the part that folds inside the actual cover of the book), if you have a sewing kit or zipper on it inside the stuffing of your pillow (trim a corner, stuff it inside, stitch it closed) or (this is final resort) VERY CAREFULLY remove the covering from your outlet and tape it to the wall stud before replacing the casing. I kept mine inside part of my wooden bed frame that I hollowed out using, you guessed it, take out silverware knives and 4 nights without sleep.

-THE FLOOR IS LAVA WAS KEY TRAINING FOR ME AS A CHILD. I learned to take pillows with me, climb on furniture to disrupt my flow of movement, toss a pillow down, and use that to cushion any rattle our living room could give off as I crept to the kitchen from the side entrance so my mom’s dog wouldn’t bark or alert anyone. I highly suggest crawling around on all fours like some sort of beast to stay out of sight.

-can you run your house blindfolded?? If you can’t. Maybe you should try to learn. I suffered some heavy eye traumas growing up and had a collective 3-4 months just IN THE DARK. Eyes bandaged, left alone. It was terrible, but damn if I couldn’t navigate the whole place silently, without any visual cues. This helps a lot with the whole moving around in the dark thing, too. Listening is obviously key.

-if your parents start getting suspicious, or you’re suspicious they’re getting suspicious, watch out for traps. String on the ground that gets shifted when you walk on it. Baby powder or flour left to track footprints or doors opening/closing. My dad was partial to wrapping a bungee cord around my doorknob and attaching it to the closet across the hallway. I wouldn’t be able to open my door enough to get out, or if I did, I risked ruining the structural integrity of the wrappings he did, and he would notice.

-learn to tie some knots. Strong ones. They’ll come in handy at one point or another.

-remember that you’re not totally alone. There’s people out there for you. Wanting to make everything better. You don’t deserve what’s happening, it isn’t normal, and you will eventually find help. But staying safe is important, and you are important.

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underachieved-witch

It upsets me that people might need to know these but I know it could really help someone by reblogging

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infjwriter

ALWAYS REBLOG

Pro tip if you can use the lid off pudding or jello as a spoon.

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justawynaut

it’s so depressing that people need these tips. but if you do, I hope they’re useful. hope they help you stay safer

it’s terrifying to think that these kind of tips can save some peoples lives, but they really can and this is always worth a reblog