Might fuck around and disappear into an ancient forest & never be seen again

friends: how was work

me:

i should have acted out in school more none of the consequences mattered actually 

i think about this too often

It is time.

Someone pls livestream the Area 51 thing pls pls pls

You can buy your own tarot deck

YOU CAN BUY YOUR OWN TAROT DECK

You are your own soul, you are the witch of your world, your practice is yours.

imagine being someones dream girl . i almost blacked out thinking abt it

When Tumblr goes premium let’s all use one account like netflix

the password is “shoelaces”

okay, i got real fucked up last week and ordered a fuck ton of webkinz, which i thought was a mistake, until the first ones arrived and pud decided she absolutely fucking loved them

at first i just put em on her to see what shed do, which was nothing, so i decided to just leave her alone in my room for a bit. when i came back in later, she was doing this and i dead ass started crying

UPDATE: another one came :'^)

hey babe wanna come over and fuck

ing nap with me for ten hours

Both both

a haunted house called the Home of Phobia

high school already exists

HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS

put shorts on

put legs in one leg hole

pull up and on to shoulder

instant fashion

And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset Yellow 

NEVER forget to accessorize 

well one of us is going to have to change

Guys

I really think

I’m winning this. 

(Yoga pants do the trick)

Ladies…..please….

Send this to all the straight boys

I love this so much

I know I just rebloged this but I need this on my account twice.

I absolutely love the men of tumblr

Okay but like… they all look so fabulous? Like??? That form??? Beautiful

things that are extremely difficult for me

my kink is being right

no logical decisions we die like horror movie protagonists

Me forcing myself to save money and cook instead of eating out

reading the replies under Sam Smith’s coming out post make me wanna kill someone but can we please appreciate this masterpiece of a burn