I, Tonya (2017) Little Women (2019)  The Queen’s Gambit (2020)

a classic bonus:

Neil Young is so hot for this, everyone should remove their music from spotify and everyone should stop paying for it, return to your roots, remember the days of limetorrents

IT IS STARTING

IT CONTINUES

What exactly is going on here?

Spotify pays its artists pennies but because most people use Spotify or a similar music streaming service, most artists put up with it so people actually listen to their music. As far as I understand it, the only money they really make is off merch and concerts rather than people actually playing their music. Which is, of course, unfair. Hence these artists’ protest.

neil young actually pulled his music from spotify bc they platform joe rogan’s vaccine misinformation, not because of streaming revenue. he threatened spotify that if they didn’t deplatform joe rogan that he would pull his music, and they let him pull his music instead.

Neil and Joni are both polio survivors. Neil can’t really feel his left hand, because of the whole “they had to remover vertebrae from his spine due to the polio” thing, and both of them are extremely pro-vaccine and medical science because of that. Rogan’s anti-vax stance was explicitly what caused Neil to walk, and Joni followed suit.

“ The truck rolls over on the Hanshin Expressway Loop Line, completely blocking the lane. “

Glad that I’ll be notified of every Evergreen shipping mishap until the end of time.

decriminalize:

criminalize: 

oh my god

happy birthday to large boulder size of a small boulder

sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense

a lady just came in asking if we have oat milk and we dont so i said “our soy milk is pretty good though, thats what i use in my drinks!” and she looked at me and went “yknow soy milk lowers a mans sperm count” and without thinking i just went “cant lose something you never had”

youre laughing. i got called a soy boy and youre laughing

okay to the people confused by this allow me to shed a little light on the subject

icant fucking breathe

i bet none of you were ready to see this image in HD

it’s depeching absolute mode

my fucking niece won’t stop crying god she’s such a fucking baby

How old is she

one and a half

Scaliger Castle, Sirmione, Italy

try building it on land next time you stupid italians

^^^ try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane

Whoa mama mia cunt

i still have hella VHS tapes. no one even cares, i should just throw them in the trash. 

Hell, if you don’t want them, I’ll take them.

they’ve been in my closet for a year just taking up space… i seriously want to get rid of them now

why do you have so many copies of the same videos

….more??? o_O

i literally have like 200 copies of Forrest Gump on VHS

BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY

WE WANT ANSWERS

ok… fine…  last year, like in the fall/winter. i was driving around to every thrift store in my city, like, probably 30 thrift stores, and i would buy every VHS copy of Forrest Gump, Jurassic Park, Sister Act, Men In Black, Star Wars Episode 1, The Matrix, Space Jam, Speed, and Twister i could find… i have like 100 copies of each at least, 200 of some…whatevs…

like i was going through a lot of heartbreak, this girl totally broke my heart, and it was so comforting, driving around the entire city, listening to Apples In Stereo and Guided By Voices, and chillin, buying VHS tapes. It gave me something meaningless and ridiculous to occupy my time with opposed to just being in my room depressed. 

But I’m over the girl that broke my heart, its been awhile, and I do have a new girlfriend, and shes amazing and I was like 

“So I own over 200 copies of Forrest Gump on VHS, I mean I really like you and I can see us going somewhere, and I think its important to be honest, I have an absurd amount of VHS, and thats not going to change. I mean ever. Like I’m going to own these VHS tapes until I’m dead. Ok, fine, if the tapes do bother you, like I’ll get rid of them… but like you’ll have to explain to my followers why… im doing it for you. I know we don’t know each other that well, this is crazy, but like you’re so cool and you’re so great, that i would give up my VHS tapes for you.”

and she was like “90s, relax, having that many VHS tapes is kind of sketch but I’d never tell you to get rid of them.”.. then one night we were in my room watching Game of Thrones on HBOGo, and we start making out until shes like “90s I can’t do anything in here, the VHS tapes sketch me out.” and I was like “Are u serious?” and she was all “Dead serious.” and I was like “Like 2 girls on tumblr have said they’d want me to fuck them on top of a pile of Forrest Gump VHS tapes, like you should be so turned on.” and she was all “90s this is real life not your tumblr ask box, literally no one in the world would want to be fucked on top of a pile of Forrest Gump VHS tapes.” and I was like “I don’t want to fuck on top of Forrest Gump tapes anyway, like do you feel this mattress right now, its like a Serta, its so comfortable. This is a premium deluxe mattress.” 

world heritage post

I’ve noticed, the last few days as the temperature has steadily dropped that my appetite is kicking into Cold Weather Mode. 

Warm weather appetite; “Ahh, a salad would be nice, maybe a bit of fish and fruit.”

Cold weather appetite; “Okay, brain, we’re cranking up the metabolism because it’s cold out, so tell the stomach that we want STARCH and BUTTER and we want it RIGHT NOW.” 

Warm weather appetite; Ehh, don’t really feel like dessert, but maybe a cookie or something. 

Cold weather appetite; Brownies. All of them. Now. 

Yes! Cold weather makes our bodies work harder to stay warm, and burns through calories a lot faster. This is why a lot of cultures who live in cold climates eat a lot of rich foods and have traditions like butter tea. You need the calories to stay warm. 

If this is your first time in colder weather, your body is having to adapt real fast, and so you’re burning food energy like tinder to keep the ol’ warm blooded system revved up. If you don’t get the food energy your body is demanding, it’ll save energy other places to keep the heat cranked up, and you’ll find yourself becoming really lethargic and tired. 

Have some extra peanut butter toast (so long as you aren’t allergic to peanuts, of course) and make some chili. 

Also learn the non-physical signs of hunger!

Did u kno ur first “I’m hungry” signal is when your thoughts keep turning to food? If you’re thinking about food, and your brain keeps wandering back to food- you’re hungry. Have a snack. Or a meal, if it’s meal time!

Making cupcakes and taking one, two, ten secret tastes of frosting? You’re in a calorie deficit and the bank is here to COLLECT. Eat something!

(I reccomend going at the frosting with a spoon, which also serves as an impromptu lesson on the body self regulating- it Will Taste Bad once you’ve had your fill, and despite what media tells you, it will probably be closer to two big ol bites, not like… all of it.)

Tired, lethargic, kinda cranky? You’re hungry!

Irrationally angry? Try a snack.

Cold, even when you should logically be warm? Food.

Overwhelmingly stressed by things you’re normally OK with? It’s tortilla time!

If you don’t eat when you’re hungry your winter experience is going to be a miserable back and forth between Too Full and Fucking Starving

(Why yes, most American women live in a perpetual calorie deficit, why do you ask?)

Welcome to the Midwest!

I know my body is gearing up for winter when it starts insisting on me buying hard candies. Like, don’t get me wrong, I like candy in general, but when it fixates on hard candy, I know it wants more calories

TIme for this post again as the cool weather returns! I have, the last couple days, been wanting All Of The Bread.

11 years in Wisconsin and you’d think id *notice* when my brain starts absolutely insisting on chili and soups but noooo

I just picked up turnips and parsnips for chicken noodle soup, because as SOON as a frost hit my body was like “We demand soup and we demand it NOW”

See, I grew up in the “mediterranean” climate of northern california, then lived in Hawai'i for a few years so the return of reasonable rather after THE BURNING TIMES meant my favorite fish became available again so when I moved back to CO which has Actual Winter, the wires got a little crossed and somewhere in November when it starts being cold during daytime my brain will abruptly animorph into A GOTDAM GRIZZLY AND GIMME ALL YOUR SALMON, I WILL FEAST UPON THE FLESH OF THE KING OF FISH AS IS MY DIVINE URSINE RIGHT.

So THATS why brits love tea and beans on toast so much! It’s cold!

I live in NorCal and we had ONE slightly misty rainy day and all of a sudden I wanted chili and cupcakes.

Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

oh fuck i listened to a podcast that was interviewing him and the process he went through to make this bread, ologies with allie ward like he went through full on clean room levels of prep to ensure that this was 100% yeast from old egypt and had to bend over backwards to ensure everything involved was uncontaminated he then revealed that the original xbox logo...

is a sourdough boule

the macking cheese post changed my life

We all live in a silicon-valley inspired hell.

In fairness, they won’t be laughing when their AI girlfriend kills them.

mike’s hard bubble tea

It’s just marbles

does any one else think it should be easier

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

Forms a closer psychic + spiritual bond with the car

I read this as a poem and accidentally gave myself some Feelings about it

I’m having an unexpected galaxy brain moment about the concept of “reading something as a poem,” as if Poetry is something you do to the world instead of just a thing.

Poetry is something you do to a plum

YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW

the fuck