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Reblogged alvfr
sometimes I almost forget slut is a derogatory term. it's so friend shaped to me. I love when things are slutty. I love sluts and slutting it up. it's a cute word. make every day sluttier than your last. sluttttt
the kink bloggers found this post and are putting horny stuff in my notifications but I'm not even mad. the sluts are in the notes of the slut positivity post. all is as it should be.
Reblogged strangedreamings
Theyโve been rebuilding the Tower of Babel, but this time they have a team of linguists on site. Every time God smites the builders and invents a dozen new languages, the linguists have a dozen decently sized translations in about a month and work can start up again.
The linguists have been really into it. They say the new phonemes are fascinating. As for God, I assume that at this point heโs just curious to see how far this goes.
To keep us on out toes, God gives the next group of builders an extra place of articulation called the flongus between the pharynx and the glottis, creating an entire new column of the IPA chart with sounds between sounds that are literally physiologically impossible for non-flongled people to replicate.
Improved symbols for the flongal plosives ("gacks"), flongal trill ("hacks"), flongal fricatives ("groans"), and and the flongal lateral approximant ("moans")
Update: The builders have now simply switched to communicating entirely through a universal sign language like they should've done to start with. No sounds need be spoken, flongal or otherwise. The Tower steadily rises. Be seeing you soon, God, you little bitch.
update: the builders are all speaking different sign languages now
Reblogged strangedreamings
i canโt stop watching this
GO WHITE BOY GO
The "Anonymous Performer" is named Senne Jackson and he's on Tiktok.
Crimson Peak (2015) Dir. Guillermo del Toro
Reblogged juldooz
Darcy: She hates me, she hates me. Nothing I can do to fix that right now. But over my dead body, she'll like Wickham.
Reblogged insanityclause
People in the USA should be reading foreign news.
This is what they did to a Canadian
A Quebec man says he is outraged after the U.S. Coast Guard accused him of fishing in American waters and then arrested him before putting him in a jail cell for nearly two hours.
Edouard Lallemand, 60, said he nearly drowned during the ordeal last Sunday afternoon after the Coast Guardโs boat โpushedโ his boat, causing it to capsize.
Days after the incident, heโs still shaken up.
โIโm never going to be the same,โ he told CTV News.
Seconding that Americans should read and seek out foreign news. Seriously. The BBC, the CBC, the Guardian app, GroundNews, whatever. Stop relying on fucking.... the NYT or MSNBC or whatever y'all are watching.
People aren't traveling to the US. Even Forbes is reporting a 29 billion dollar loss to your tourism industry for this year. And literally everyone outside of the US is like "yeah of course that tracks, I keep reading news stories about citizens from my country being detained when they go there".
(to say nothing of the incredible anger amongst Canadians for the annexation threats and tariffs attempting to create economic pressure to capitulate to the orange one's bullshit, let alone stories like what happened to the man in the story linked above. We are NOT taking our tourism dollars south anytime soon)
Begging Americans to learn about the world outside of the US.
this cartoonist is like two degrees of separation from me socially, she was detained, shackled, held in an ICE detention centre for 19 days and banned from entering the US for ten years. for the crime of visiting as a tourist. no shit nobody wants to travel to the US.
As a Canadian... not going to the US and not flying through the US, unless I would absolutely have to. I stopped even before the Orange Disgrace, to avoid things regularly stolen from the luggage and stupid questions at the immigration.
I'm from Canada. Whenever I see a Canadian MAGA bragging about going to the US on vacation to "own the libs", I always wish for them to be arrested by an overzealous brown shirt.
Reblogged kitnjon
As someone in and around their 30โs it has been INSANE to see feminism in popular media descend through
- Women can wear pants and play sports and thatโs equality. Women donโt just belong inside the house. This woman has a career
- This woman can be a mechanic just like a man could. Sheโs probably still a lesbian, though, which is basically the closest to a man a woman can *be*, and explains everything. But sheโs still a person!
- If a woman superhero CHOOSES to wear stilettos to fight crime, thatโs girl power! This comic character written and designed by men wears a bikini and has a waist size of 12 inches because it makes her FEEL POWERFUL! Girls donโt HAVE to dress boyish to be strong! She can make you a sandwich AND be a feminist! Girl power!
- What, are you saying women HAVE to do boy things to be taken seriously? Who are you to tell a woman what to do? Maybe some women NEED to get their hair and nails done twice a month to feel powerful! Maybe a lot of women WANT to be stay-at-home moms!
- What I donโt think you understand is that women have an inherent feminine spirituality which guides them towards maternal and nurturing paths. Women need to honour their divine female aura to keep their. Their fuckin. Their chakras together or some shit. You should put quartz up your hooha and huff wheatgrass. Leaving manual labour and science and technology to men is natural and good for you spiritually
- Uh she canโt do that, thatโs a blue job, sheโs a pink job girly. Food? Yeah, sheโs having #girl dinner, which is a handful of almonds. Time for our 15 step skincare routine, which is empowering. Hashtag #girlboss. Ew no, touching dirt? Sheโs just a girl. You canโt expect a girl to do that. Haha #girl logic
Reblogged kitnjon
Reblogged kitnjon
the only reliable, effective way of "protecting children" is education. but people don't want to hear that because they don't actually care about protecting children, they care about protecting a mythologised ideal of innocence
Reblogged kitnjon
Netanyahu now acknowledges the intent that prevailed from the outset: complete control of Gaza. The displaced are already forced to live in only 25% of Gaza, and now Israel wants to reduce that to 0%. The Israeli colonial settlement project can only be completed through the annihilation of the Palestinians. They have destroyed the infrastructure, devastated the environment, killed people, starved children, and continue to commit heinous crimes against the entire Palestinian people and the people of Gaza in general. This is truly horrific and we must not remain silent about it.
Reblogged kitnjon
My original art inspired by Arya suffering through some sweet yet awkward Jonsa flirting.
Reblogged kitnjon
I truly truly believe that the most important thing you can do in fandom is be a cheerleader. comment on fics. reblog art and rave in the tags. support the people making the things you want to see. this is how you keep a fandom alive. this is how you get more of what you want. you never know: that person could have decided to make more just because you liked it.
Reblogged kitnjon
Okay fuck so for like the entire first part I thought this person was like... Using one of those 3d pens to replace lace in this curtain somehow
Then the next couple I was like "wait are they just like painting the curtains a different color? Were the lace threads just black or something on that other one?"
Then finally it clicked and I freaked the fuck out
EXCUSE ME
Reblogged kitnjon
god i'm so tired of everybody's bad faith interpretations of everything. where's the trust. where's the forgiveness. where's the understanding that most things are complex and most people have many layers. and like the black eyed peas once said. where is the love