WYD StarFleet

Picard to a Risian woman: “You are the 5th woman to approach me when I just want to be left alone!” -- Did not realize Risa is so heteronormative.  They could have thrown at least one hot man at Picard.  

Spot’s journey: from Siamese to Shorthair; he to she; single to mother; cat to lizard back to cat. 

Data is the ultimate deus ex machina!

Classical quintet with electronic instruments -- The Son of Soong.

“Suspicions” -- the TNG episode that is basically a pitch meeting gone terribly awry. 

Would “tell me about your sexual organs” worked as a pick up line if it were not prefaced with “Commander”? 

With all the male metamorphs running around on Krios, the divorce rate must be miniscule.

I’m caught in a temporal causality loop trying to explain away the logic inconsistencies of “Cause and Effect”!  Send help!

Fanfic idea:  “Things I’ve Found (In Decommissioned Starships)” by Klim Dokachin, quartermaster of Zakdorn Surplus Depot Z-15. 

Is there a legal age for drinking synthehol? 

Picard has no fewer than 4 tea sets!  This is a true connoisseur!

I agree with Troi -- get rid of that silly cherry on top of the chocolate ice cream sundae!

Ro is so kick ass!  She’s the only Starfleet officer I’ve ever seen who’s brave enough to wear a sleeveless shirt!

Fan-program idea: Data’s deleted romance program he wrote for Jenna D’Sora. Seriously, could be a good start to a romance bot.

Gender-swap TNG: Season 3, episode 8: The Price

While negotiation for exclusive access to the galaxy’s first stable wormhole at Barzan, the women talk tactics and the men talk love. 

Fanfic idea: Klingon version of Data trying to achieve the fullness of klingonity!

Humans have humanity. Klingons have klingonity.

I don’t care if Geordi is a brilliant engineer, he really is a jerk!  That whole thing with Leah Brahms plus he talks smack about Ensign Ro “she doesn’t belong here!”?!!  Ugh!

Fanfic idea: pull a Stephanie Meyer and invert all gender roles for TNG episodes.  

Love that in the utopian future, Picard can talk shit to an admiral and not suffer any political blow back.