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Rocky

@chaotic-smartass-queer

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Demiromantic/Demisexual/Non-binary Disabled/Neurodivergent
Atheist/Spiritual
Leo/Hufflepuff
INTP
Words of Affirmation/Quality Time
this is not a place of honor

Hen: honestly, I love Maddie… but I’m not quite sure your sister is good enough for my best friend.

Buck: Look here. Look at me. Chim will marry Maddie. And he will be my brother. And then Eddie will marry me and he will be Chim’s brother. And you are like my sister so Karen will also be my sister. And Bobby will be my dad and Momma Athena will be my mother and your mother. And we will ALL be one happy family AND YES, THIS IS A THREAT.

Asexual and Aromantic Survey

I am currently writing a book about the experiences of those on the asexual and aromantic spectrums! As part of my research, I’m trying to compile as many personal stories as I can to include in the work - to which end, I’ve created a survey.

I’m hoping to put together a personal story of my respondents, exploring the challenges we face, the way our orientations intersect with other aspects of our identity such as disability and race, how we navigate relationships, and so on. How long the survey takes will depend on how much detail you want to go into; you could probably breeze through in a few minutes, though longer and more detailed answers will be a huge help to me.

If you are in any way ace or aro (including grey-ace/aro, demi, etc), it would mean the world to me if you filled in the survey; and if you’re not, please do spread it around! The survey will not collect your details (other than what you choose to share, of course).

If Jesper and Wylan had a one night stand. And Wylan left in the morning without saying goodbye. And Jesper remembered Wylan bringing him stroopwafels. Did Wylan leave, get stroopwafels, run back and leave them for Jesper before leaving a second time, or did Wylan present Jesper with stroopwafels as part of his seduction game to great success

i wanna imagine that jesper was flirting with wylan and said something along the lines of “ at least buy me dinner first” and wylan was like okay and brought him stroopwafels (then they hooked up)

as someone who is demiromantic and demisexual seeing that tolya is canonically aroace is something so fucking important to me. most media has handled aroace characters and characters that fall anywhere in that spectrum pretty terribly and have kinda just ignored that part of the character or just completely changed it. while i love lewis tan and find him incredibly attractive as tolya i really don’t want to see him have a love interest in shadow and bone. i think maybe if it’s done correctly and doesn’t erase his identity as aroace it could be interesting but it’s not necessarily needed. i think he should just continue to play couple therapist like he did for wesper this season.

Nina: i am cold

Matthias: here take my jacket

Nina: thanks my love, we are so the perfect couple

Kaz & Jesper: 🙄

Inej: i am cold too

Wylan: yeah...me too

Nina & Matthias: WHAT?!

Nina taking out the jacket and wrapping it around Inej : You are too small! you can get a cold so quickly!

Matthias snatching Kaz´s coat and putting it on Wylan: You can't be so irresponsible! i told you to get a sweater

Nina: This jacket is not enought, just keep holding on to me until we find somewhere warmer

Jesper as his scarf is taken off by Matthias: Last time we get on a tripple date

Kaz: agree

"Are you a couple?"

Matthias: We are not a couple

Jesper: Matty-poo! are you embarassed of me? I thought we were over this

Matthias: He is joking

Jesper: Now you are gasligthing? Whats wrong with you? You said you loved me. Well, if you are so sure on denying our love, you won't mind if i go and make out with the hot ginger over there waving at us

Matthias: Jesper-

Jesper: Oh! and now i am "Jesper" , yesterday i was "sugar bunny" but things change, apparently

"How insensitive"

Matthias: oh boy

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"Are you dating?"

Matthias: no-

Inej: What?! NO! nononono! ew-

Matthias: ew?

Inej: no way! no, no no no no no no...

Matthias: alright, maybe mrs Kaz Brekker shouldn't be so judgy

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"Are you boyfriend?"

Matthias & Kaz: no

"Because we have couples discount"

Kaz: We are married

Matthias: what-

Kaz: Neither of us have a ring because we used the money to build our house, we don't need a ring when you have such an intense and passionate love like ours

Matthias: for the love of-

Kaz: us

Matthias: no!

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"Aww, what a cute couple are you"

Matthias: we are not a couple! what this is always happening to me?

Wylan: Maybe we should stop holding hands so they won't get the wrong idea

Matthias: not yet , they are still cold

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"Are you a couple?"

Matthias: NO!

Nina: huh?

Matthias: sorry, it´s the habit

Bobby: *has his hand on Maddie’s stomach to feel the baby kick*

*A couple of minutes later*

Chim: It’s hard for the little guy to perform under pressure.

Buck: Top 10 things Chim said on his wedding night.

Bobby: *baby finally kicking* Woah! It was small, but I think I felt something!

Albert: Top 10 things Maddie said on her wedding night!

Buck: Nice.

Maddie: *laughs*

Chim: Stop laughing at it, Maddie!

Buck, Albert and Ravi: TOP 10 THINGS CHIM SAID ON HIS WEDDING NIGHT!!