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Uh

I will no longer be active on this account! But I have made another, and have wrote down a list of the people I wish to continue following. I’ll follow them again on there. Bye for now, but I’ll see you at the other account. Here's my new account: @aggressiverubbish

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thatsthat24

sounds like something a vampire would say

“I am not a vampire hahaha”

“Pharrell…we never asked if you were a vampire…”

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cahowlkook asked:

Hey there! I just followed you and I love everything you write! Can I request the rfa + v and Saeran where Mc is like really short and they lose her in a big crowd.

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mystic-messenger-writing answered:

This is such a cute idea, poor little short MC! I’m on the taller side so I can’t really relate to much with this but these were still a lot of fun to write so thank you for the request! I hope that you enjoy!! :)

Yoosung

  • Yoosung had convinced you to go to a LOLOL convention with him and of course you couldn’t say no to this puppy
  • It was extremely crowded and since you weren’t that familiar with the game, you felt out of place
  • Yoosung was in all of his LOLOL glory as he walked around admiring all of the booths and stands
  • While you on the other hand were trying desperately to keep up with him but he found a display that he had to see and ran off to see it, leaving you behind
  • After admiring the display, Yoosung noticed that you were missing, causing him to freak out since one there were hundreds of people and two you were the shortest person he ever met
  • He tried to call your name and was starting to go into full panic mode until he saw tips of what looked like your fingers waving frantically in the air
  • Yoosung ran over to you and crushed you with a hug, apologizing as he promised never to leave you again as he held your hand for the rest of the day

Zen

  • You and Zen had the perfect date planned out for the day
  • That is until the media found you two and the press along with Zen’s fans started swarming you both
  • Of course Zen was using his charismatic charm on the spectators, answering the media’s questions and signing autographs for fans
  • All seemed to be going well until noticed that you were missing, panic instantly filling him since he knew how he could easily miss you because of your height
  • Zen tried to politely push the crowd of people away as he started frantically searching for you, calling out your name
  • He soon heard your voice calling his name as he finally found you, wrapping you up in his arms as he showered you with kisses
  • Even though you told him that you were fine, Zen told you that you had to start sticking by his side 24/7 from now on since he was so scared of losing you
  • Zen also suggested you start wearing high heels to make you taller plus they made you look sexy which earned him a slap to the chest from you

Jaehee

  • Jaehee asked you to go with her to a large shopping district for some new coffee beans
  • With an obvious yes, you and Jaehee walked hand-in-hand as the two of you window shopped
  • Jaehee suddenly saw a new coffee machine in one of the windows and was drawn to it, putting both of her hands on the glass then quickly going in the shop to purchase it
  • It wasn’t until she was outside again when she noticed that you were missing, feeling fear mixed with guilt
  • Jaehee knew how easily she could lose you in crowds because of your short height so instead of panicking, she decided to think rationally
  • After a moment, she knew exactly where you’d be and headed there right away
  • She sighed in relief as she saw you watching a chocolatier make some delectable chocolates but you huffed when you saw her, telling her not to leave you alone again
  • After buying you some chocolate as an apology, Jaehee promised to stay by your side, especially in large crowds due to your height, but still found you cute whenever you pouted

Jumin

  • You convinced Jumin one night to go out on the town with you to walk around and relax
  • You and Jumin were having a normal date, just you and him with no security guards, enjoying a nice night together
  • He’s out of his comfort zone here and keeps asking you questions, muttering how strange it is that commoners spend so much time in town
  • Jumin looks around and stops when he sees a small booth set up for kitten adoptions and donations
  • He’s makes a beeline there, petting the kittens and giving them a large sum of donation money, then turns to you
  • Except you’re nowhere to be found, causing Jumin to panic since this isn’t the first time he’s lost you in a big crowd, after all you were super short and he was fairly tall
  • Jumin tries calling your name as he pushes past people, starting to feel panicky
  • He feels his fears fade when he finds you on a sidewalk, playing with a kitten that escaped the adoption booth
  • Jumin tries to tell a short joke but fails so instead he has you promise to hold onto his arm anytime the two of you go out with large crowds around

Seven

  • The amount of short jokes and nicknames that Seven called you was unreal
  • But you usually ignored him and one day decided to take him to an amusement park for a much needed break from work
  • Seeing how happy Seven was made your heart happy since he truly deserved it even if it was a crowded day
  • Seven suddenly saw a food stand that sold deep fried Honey Buddha Chips and ran there to buy some
  • By the time he grabbed the food, he realized that you were missing, slightly panicking
  • But he’s lost you in crowd a bunch of times before so he sat down on a bench, whipping out his phone to alert your phone where he was
  • A few minutes later, you shoved your way past others to find Seven sitting on a bench eating his greasy food as he waved to you
  • After saying “I missed you shorty, I’m going to find you some growth pills so I don’t keep losing you tiny!” Seven finished his last fried HBC and got the silent treatment from you for the rest of the day

V

  • This man, this poor, poor man
  • V’s basically an almost blind giant who’s dating you, a short person who loves this big teddy bear
  • He’s lost you in big crowds to many times and each time he feels even more guilty
  • So V usually requests that you hold onto his arm or hand as you guide him throughout the streets
  • One day, the two of you were going grocery shopping and all was going well until a group of art critics came up to V, pushing you out of the way to talk to him
  • V started panicking when he no longer felt your presence and tried asking as politely as possible to leave to find you
  • It wasn’t until V heard the cried pains of the art critics as he felt he floor become slippery
  • You ‘accidentally’ spilled water on the floor, grabbing V’s hand and carefully leading him out of the store
  • V repeatedly thanked you and apologized for losing you in a crowd again but with a quick kiss on the cheek from you, V already felt better

Unknown

  • Saeran found your shirt height adorable but annoying at times like this
  • You had convinced him to go with you to a midnight release of a popular video game that you were itching to get
  • He grumbled a protest but agreed to go once he saw how excited you were, but the line was absolutely ridiculous
  • There were about a hundred people waiting in line and with Saeran’s luck, you commented how thirsty you were
  • Being the good boyfriend that he is, Saeran quickly went out to but you both a drink but by the time he came back they opened the doors to the store and had lost sight of you
  • He shoved his way to the store but didn’t find you so Saeran decided to just wait for you outside
  • Saeran spotted you a little bit away from the store, looking disappointed as you explained to him that you almost got trampled on because of your short height so you didn’t get the game
  • With a sigh then a smirk, Saeran held up a shopping bag and revealed your game, saying that he figured you’d need his assistance
  • He didn’t even finish his sentence before you tackled Saeran with a hug, promising to stay by his side whenever the two of you go out in crowds from now on
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The recommended age to have an Ouija board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.

Laws are picky about what sort of spirits you’re allowed to deal with.

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Anonymous asked:

hc that yama and oiks get super high together and have to stop to laugh really hard while they're trying to have sex bc "oikawa your... your undies are amazing" "do u like the lil aliens this one looks like he's takin a dump" (◕‿◕✿)

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Yoosung: I’m so sorry. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
Seven: There’s nothing you can do.
Yoosung: What if I let you beat me in basketball while MC watches?
Seven: Can we yell “Queer Lightning” every time I make a basket?
Yoosung: We always do.

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