I think this is the last tumblr post for awhile.
the team
I never deserved her anyway- Erik Forman
How did the Nucleus escape from prison?
Through the cell wall.
I want to help. I will never leave you or forsake you. I love you with my full heart. Every last broken piece of it.
*whispers to you during sex*
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{ I mess up a lot but you’re the only reason I’m happy }
I love you.
This is the most beautiful woman on the planet. Inside and out. No one could ask for a more caring, amazing woman. This little lady has helped me through soooo much, and I don't thank her enough for it. So, Kenzie. I want to thank you. Thank you for always being there for me. Thank you for always comforting me when I'm down. Thank you for calming me down when I get frustrated. Thank you for always knowing the right words to say. I know how hard that is. Thank you for putting others before yourself. Thank you for allowing me to be a part of your life. Most of all, THANK YOU FOR BEING THE BEST GIRLFRIEND I COULD EVER DREAM OF! I love you with all my heart. You're the sweetest. I just want to wrap you up in my arms and hold you forever. You're my life. The oxygen in my breath. I couldn't have made it without you:) Thank you. getting-well-soon
things i needed to hear in health class:
- puberty might make you squishier and its ok
- vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
- all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
- genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
- people have stretch marks sometimes
- people have pimples on their butts sometimes
- people have cellulite sometimes
- gender =/= sex
- sex =/= scary danger FEAR
- bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred
- everything is ok
later nerds
Now how to explain this to the insurance company
JACKS!!! Someone's asking for an escort!
- Tell children not to eat the Play-Doh.
- Create machines that make the Play-Doh look like food.
- Repeat cycle ad infinitum.
Well it only takes once to learn that play-doh tastes like Neptune’s salty bunghole.
reblogging for that last comment
Sleeping...with you:)
Just sayin...
