me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin

the nefarious anglerfish:

I was thinking about the horror idea of someone who can't have their photo taken, because they're magically cursed to always have their face obscured. A bird flies through the scene, a thumb is over the lens, the camera breaks, someone sneezes and knocks them over... No matter what happens, their face never appears on film.

And THEN I realized that I just invented Mike Wazowski. Maybe this isn't the cool horror concept I thought it was.

Big Men / Tiny Men ?

No bitches

they ended up looking like magical girls

Stobotnik but it's a "The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals" AU.

Bot is obviously Paul, and Stone is obviously Emma. Brainworm i gotta get out

Day 329

Illustration for Cosmopolitan, June 1974 Detail

it always makes me sad to see the cropped image on my dash cuz like

the original specifically centers bi women’s sexuality & that context just gets cropped out 😔

my point… my point is…..

?????????

not to mention the WhALeS

Great BIG BUGGER

WUH-

TH!!!!1!!1!!

EVVRYTHING turning into

????

…beibh

ANYWAY,

NOT THEIR FAULT!

, Stars crashing down❗❗❗🌠

WHa…

??

WhAt are they putting in

Bananas these days???

They’re all creatures….

woRse❓❔

When it’s all over you’ve got to deal with

beautiful women named excessive heat warning keep messaging me

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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

It’s pretty ironic that Twitter and TikTok spend their time ragging on Tumblr AND AO3 for being organized chronologically. 

Twitter complains that you never see “relevant” content on Tumblr and Tiktok complains Ao3 doesn’t immediately spoonfeed you what some corporate run algorithm tosses your way. 

Those two shits act like chronological order is such a bad thing.

What is so bad about being able to curate your own shit on Tumblr AND search for yourself through AO3?

Why should everything be reliant on an algorithm which cannot predict a human person’s interests with as much accuracy as themselves?

Fuck your algorithms. 

Tumblrs with no followers and fanfics from “no names” deserve the spotlight too. 

It doesn’t all need to be reliant on some bullshit invisible code. 

Think for yourself, you whiny TwitterTok bitches. 

Those two shits act like

chronological order

is such a bad thing.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

worlds loudest HELL YEAH BROTHER heard projecting from the back of this costco

I wanna be where you are

costco

These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

they should make it so that all my friends live in the same city as me <3

scene from a pirate ship where all of the crew sleep together in one gigantic bed that spans across the length of the whole ship. everyone is shivering as all of the windows are open and blowing cold ocean air into their cozy bedroom

the captain: sorry, me lads, I just can't fall asleep without an icy wind blowing 'cross me ballsack, YAR HAR HAR HAR!

his hearty pirate's laugh echoes across the moonlit sea

"He would not fucking say that" does not apply to Yoda. You could write the most batshit sentence and I could see him saying it if only to fuck with someone

Now. "He would not fucking say that seriously" does apply here

@ashley-slashley

I hate that you're probably right I fucking hate it here

@canichangemyblogname

sdjsj stop I'm fucking cackling

"Contact my secret network of Jedi across Coruscant, I will. Tracing your IP as we speak, I am."

Post that have 10K notes in my heart.

Give it a minute.

No

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do y'all have that drip